My Niece Needs an Abortion

curious2garden

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She was over this morning watching the early game in London, and after a few drinks she loosened up and told me she needs an abortion. Where should I take her? Does Planned Parenthood check ID, if I say I'm her dad?
Let's think this through. What are you teaching her by giving her the easy way out? What kind of an uncle would you be?

I say don't give them a FISH teach them to FISH, by god! Look if she's pregnant they'll do these abortions until very late term, (partial birth anyone), so get her on the streets. As her pimp and protector I say be fair, she's family and all give her 25% of the take, after all you have to provide someone to get her there and back, collect the money, take her to the county for shots and all.

Then we don't know how she looks so we can't be sure how much you can expect ROI. So be cautious. You won't teach her anything if you don't at least make her pay for her own abortion.
 

tytheguy111

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ill do it for a penny and a ball of lint


oh and ill even throw some dead baby jokes in the lighten up the mood
 
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