Are you PROUD of your SEMEN?

Yessica...

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Hey Dudes,

Just wondering - are you proud of your semen when you shoot a load?

Obviously you are happy and euphoric, because it comes with a glorious orgasm.

But do you look at it after and think:

"I MADE that!!"

Women produce breast milk, period blood, vaginal discharge, lube, and then the ever wonderful Baby. Women make a lot of stuff with their bodies.

Men make semen. And sometimes, like to display it on photographs or place it ON people, like the face or back or tummy or something.

Just wondering, after you blow your load, do you feel like a proud papa?

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Just curious is alls...

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Yessica...

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I shit u not. I havent actually seen a nut in hella years. Im a creampie kinda guy
You don't jerk off in the shower or anything?

hahahahahaha

Well, you still proud of what you made?

OBVI you are.

I don't like to see it very often myself. Usually in the tummy. Never in the ass. And now that I'm off birth control and going to be having sex again - it'll have to be in a con...condo....condor...condoM?

Whatever those fucking things are. hahahahahhaha
 

ebgood

Well-Known Member
You don't jerk off in the shower or anything?

hahahahahaha

Well, you still proud of what you made?

OBVI you are.

I don't like to see it very often myself. Usually in the tummy. Never in the ass. And now that I'm off birth control and going to be having sex again - it'll have to be in a con...condo....condor...condoM?

Whatever those fucking things are. hahahahahhaha
Whats a condor? Lol. Na i dont jerk in the shower. Only in bed and it goes straight into a wet wipe. I dont really care for my own mess. Every now n then ill shoot sarah in the chest, she likes that shit but nuts fell so much better when im enclosed
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
yeah iv dabbled in it, would you like to purchase some semen art?
Always wanted to see a Semen art show.

The canvas's would look blank, until the Luminol (C8H7N3O2) and CSI black lights came on.

SEMEN art. I will need some donations.

And of course, a very skilled Autist...

Whoa whoa, dont talk like that. Never a reason to use a condom.

And nah it clumps and goes weird when it hits water (itsa hydrophobic) shower a no no
I dislike condoms. But I also am not quite ready to have a baby.

It's a conundrum.

Pulling out? Not 100%. But I might just have to WING IT. hahahahah
 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member
Well ive attempted to use a condom twice, years ago. But ripped it off quickly, strangling my dick and sensations are dulled. Fuck pulling out, i aint doing it for the exercise. You better give him, some good head to finish
 

Yessica...

Well-Known Member
Well ive attempted to use a condom twice years ago. But ripped it off quickly, strangling my dick and sensations are dulled. Fuck pulling out, i aint doing it for the exercise. You better give him, some good head to finish
How YOU DOIN?????
 
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