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Cannacat

Cannacat

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abe supercro said:
I defrosted and cleaned a refrigerator that hasn't been cleaned well in about 6 years. Hafta go back and detail it. I'm gona use a new toothbrush on the crannies.
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My fella met this really old man in the pub a few months back, he was moving from one retirement home to another, had no family and all his mates in the pub that he'd been drinking with for years had better things to do than help this little old man with emphysema move house. Dude had to sit and get his breath back after doing the zip on a holdall ffs, that's how frail he was, and he was recovering from a fall so he was black and blue. Anyway, we offered to go help him pack, my bf sorted all the furniture and stuff while I cleaned up, this man was embarrassed that he'd not been able to keep on top of his flat since his fall and the staff were making him feel bad about it, twats. So the kitchen floor had 3 inches of sticky black grime that I couldn't quite get off completely so had to kneel in to deal with the fridge.... I'm not a sickly kind of person, I've had 4 kids so nothing much phases me, I'm certainly not a wimp about this kind of thing, but I threw up in his sink. I tried to do it quietly though so he wouldn't feel bad. There was old, manky food mixed in with fresh stuff and he'd spilled milk everywhere and there were fish fingers he must have put in there to defrost and not noticed when they fell down the back.... I could be sick now just thinking of it. And when I finally lost my temper and asked the manager how she could live with herself watching somebody in these conditions day after day, she said, "This is independent living accommodation, what do you expect me to do?"
 
abe supercro

abe supercro

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Cannacat said:
My fella met this really old man in the pub a few months back, he was moving from one retirement home to another, had no family and all his mates in the pub that he'd been drinking with for years had better things to do than help this little old man with emphysema move house. Dude had to sit and get his breath back after doing the zip on a holdall ffs, that's how frail he was, and he was recovering from a fall so he was black and blue. Anyway, we offered to go help him pack, my bf sorted all the furniture and stuff while I cleaned up, this man was embarrassed that he'd not been able to keep on top of his flat since his fall and the staff were making him feel bad about it, twats. So the kitchen floor had 3 inches of sticky black grime that I couldn't quite get off completely so had to kneel in to deal with the fridge.... I'm not a sickly kind of person, I've had 4 kids so nothing much phases me, I'm certainly not a wimp about this kind of thing, but I threw up in his sink. I tried to do it quietly though so he wouldn't feel bad. There was old, manky food mixed in with fresh stuff and he'd spilled milk everywhere and there were fish fingers he must have put in there to defrost and not noticed when they fell down the back.... I could be sick now just thinking of it. And when I finally lost my temper and asked the manager how she could live with herself watching somebody in these conditions day after day, she said, "This is independent living accommodation, what do you expect me to do?"
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That's very kind of you and your man to help an enderly gent, who was a new aquaintance, in need of help. Too many people turn a blind eye, when there is nobody else to lend a hand. Your story makes my fridge clean-up seem like a cake walk now! :) thanks heh
 
qwizoking

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i just gotta get a new bottle or new cork...
dont wanna leave it open while driving..
im tired of shitty liquor selections too btw.. small texas towns dont have shit
and overpriced fpr anything decent
that bottle ended up running 118 after tax..
i mean its whatever but wtf in Austin woulda been almost half that
 
StonedFarmer

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qwizoking said:
i just gotta get a new bottle or new cork...
dont wanna leave it open while driving..
im tired of shitty liquor selections too btw.. small texas towns dont have shit
and overpriced fpr anything decent
that bottle ended up running 118 after tax..
i mean its whatever but wtf in Austin woulda been almost half that
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Prices here are outrageous. Our taxes on liqour make a 26er of smirnoff vodka run about 26 dollars.

You got easy compared to us man
 
srh88

srh88

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qwizoking said:
i just gotta get a new bottle or new cork...
dont wanna leave it open while driving..
im tired of shitty liquor selections too btw.. small texas towns dont have shit
and overpriced fpr anything decent
that bottle ended up running 118 after tax..
i mean its whatever but wtf in Austin woulda been almost half that
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good trick for next time you dont got a bottle opener.. screw a screw into it and pull it out with pliers
 
BarnBuster

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qwizoking said:
im tired of shitty liquor selections too btw.. small texas towns dont have shit
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did you ever look into ordering a case of booze online? when i was thinking about using 190 Everclear, (our state doesn't sell it) i checked out some pricing from a large retailer in NJ that does online sales. Prices even with shipping were reasonable, plus they had Bourbon brands that i couldn't get here. some retailers wouldn't ship the Everclear to my state though.

pretty sure this is the place:
http://wineomart.com/
 
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qwizoking

qwizoking

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srh88 said:
good trick for next time you dont got a bottle opener.. screw a screw into it and pull it out with pliers
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srh88 said:
good trick for next time you dont got a bottle opener.. screw a screw into it and pull it out with pliers
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whoops, double..
anyway.. yea man, i stopped at a liquor store and they tried to suck it out with a fancy deal but yhe cork fell in as soon as the straw deal touched it. it was just like completely rotted out or busted up idk. the outside of the cork was still stuck to the glass
 
farmerfischer

farmerfischer

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My back hurts so bad it makes my left nut hurt. It's like a vice,knife and a tazzer going off in my lower back and someone kicking and qweezing my nut.

Best day ever
 
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tangerinegreen555

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ovo said:
have you ever had kidneys stones? similar symptoms.
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Those are prostate symptoms too...a buddy always complained same shit. I never had those symptoms but everybody's different...it's a very strange organ, the prostate. Very strange...

My dr. told me once that castration will cure all prostate problems if it is cancer free...your balls make the hormones that throw everything out of synch. as you get older...

I'm absoIutely not suggesting castration as an alternative...just pointing out that people who had those removed from testicular cancer tend to have zero prostate problems.
 
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