Rooftop SE Asia

Lucky Luke

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Went and booked my honeymoon just now. Goin on a 7 day cruise. First proper holiday in 10 years.

But next tip (next year or two) is going to be Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. Vietnam is very "hot" for aussies at the moment so id like to go before it becomes to touristy. Brought some info home with me to "make it happen".
 

Lucky Luke

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Sad that people are content with the drivel they're being shoveled here.
Its annoying that they repeat the drivel they get shoveled and believe on Facebook...which then of cause infects others who belive the drivel and post it on Facebook...its a fkn every growing circle.

Rubes, i tried joining to. They were happy with my grades, not my dyslexia, and ended up refusing me due to acne..lol. Not easy even today joining the Aussie army. My son tried a couple of years ago and out of 300 who applied from my state they accepted 3. (he was not one of them)
 

Bakersfield

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I was a bit of a Fuck up in high school, chasing girls, into the music scene, etc.
I didn't do my work and failed my classes. They told me I would have to take an extra semester to graduate, so I told them to get bent and I went down and took the test for my GED.
So when I was about 19 my parents wanted me to join something real bad. I called the Army and they said not with a GED, then I called the Air Force, the Navy, all with the same answer. Then finally the Coast Guard told me that they'd take me if my ASVAB test scores were in the 95 percentile in key areas.
I went down and took the test and was like 1 point short of making the grade.
I felt as if I had dodged a bullet and went about my way.
About a month later I had a marine recruiter stop me in the parking lot of a mall and small talk me. I told him my score and about my GED and he told me they could have me ready to ship off in no time with a score like that I'd be behind the scenes operating some hi-tech weaponry.
I panicked and told him my phone number but not my real address. The next day there he was ready to take me on the tour of their facilities. Told me he was special intelligence and had ways of finding out where I lived. I finally had to tell him I wasn't interested and to leave me alone.
 

ruby fruit

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I was a bit of a Fuck up in high school, chasing girls, into the music scene, etc.
I didn't do my work and failed my classes. They told me I would have to take an extra semester to graduate, so I told them to get bent and I went down and took the test for my GED.
So when I was about 19 my parents wanted me to join something real bad. I called the Army and they said not with a GED, then I called the Air Force, the Navy, all with the same answer. Then finally the Coast Guard told me that they'd take me if my ASVAB test scores were in the 95 percentile in key areas.
I went down and took the test and was like 1 point short of making the grade.
I felt as if I had dodged a bullet and went about my way.
About a month later I had a marine recruiter stop me in the parking lot of a mall and small talk me. I told him my score and about my GED and he told me they could have me ready to ship off in no time with a score like that I'd be behind the scenes operating some hi-tech weaponry.
I panicked and told him my phone number but not my real address. The next day there he was ready to take me on the tour of their facilities. Told me he was special intelligence and had ways of finding out where I lived. I finally had to tell him I wasn't interested and to leave me alone.
Thats a bit scary...they have ways of making ppl disappear to lol..area57
 

Bakersfield

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The first video , I heard early one morning going fishing. Around 2 am . I did not know what the radio show coast to coast was. I thought it was true . Lol
Classic, I'd been into Art Bell for about a year when that episode aired. It was pretty convincing at the time.
Even Tool payed it tribute.
Starts at about 56 seconds into their cacophany.
 

pineappleman420

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I wanted to serve my country in the infantry but they said no...so fuck em I went wild for a decade an ablebodied fit 18 yr old at the time couldn't serve his country cos of the smallest impairment...suck my dick then I said ill keep yer girlfriends company while your serving
Marine corps. 2.5 months into boot camp I got pneumonia and a clasped disk. gave me general discharge and sent me home on a grey hound bus sick as fuck to die there....
 
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