The UK Growers Thread!

The Yorkshireman

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Anywhos i already lost this battle with my shizzer maths skills and lack of morning coffee......
You lost before you even started, rocking up with your auto grows, your shite regulars, weighing your bud wet and thinking you have grow knowledge when you don't.

Everything that comes out of your mouth is deluded bullshit or just plain wrong.

I can pretty much count on 2 hands the amount of grows you've shown while you've been here and not one of them has been to a decent standard with no problems.

Go back to your mite infested "head stash".
 
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The Yorkshireman

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Are you blind sir? Can u not see?

in the last pic for example The rougue stray untouched branch bang in the middle...??

No canopy management techniques used at all ... big buds ontop and 30,000 hrs choppin popcorn.....

the lights are so high because hes going 1) for some type of light overkill (even though 3 600ws is the standard overkill for this size tent)
2) hes too lazy to put all the lights on a winch type system....

Whats the point in having all that light so high up....inverse sqaure law mate....the higher the light source......

Also that level of light would only be worth having if youve got the enviroment for it.....

That brings me nicely to were the fuck all the environment monitoring gear?

What are your temps and humidity??

No co2 in there yorky??? With that much light in that space essentail no? to ensure its not just a waste of money all those pretty cooltubes ....

Which are also set up wrongly.....2 cool tubes facing each other loooooool...

Its a cheapo setup and hes stuck some lankey exos in there.... untrainded....

I got a spare scrog net just too hold them lanky fucks up in a few weeks if you want it!

Peace

Lems!

1) Are you blind sir? Can u not see?
in the last pic for example The rougue stray untouched branch bang in the middle...??


The last pic is a close up shot.
What rogue, stray, untouched branch bang in the middle?
You're seeing things that aren't there.

You're wrong.


2) No canopy management techniques used at all ... big buds ontop and 30,000 hrs choppin popcorn.....

Why the fuck would I need to do anything with the canopy when all the clones are pretty much the same size?
The canopy is naturally even, there's roughly 6" variation between the smallest and largest Exo.

And there will be no popcorn on any of those plants because underneath the canopy there are no flower sites, I'm deliberately going for big buds only.

You're wrong.


3) the lights are so high because hes going for some type of light overkill (even though 3 600ws is the standard overkill for this size tent)
hes too lazy to put all the lights on a winch type system....


The lights are not high, there's 2 feet between the tubes and the tallest Exo.
100w per plant is far from over kill.
Not lazy, there's no need because the lights are spot on.

You're wrong.


4) inverse sqaure law mate....the higher the light source......


Inverse square law is stupidly irrelevant in an enclosed space with reflective surfaces.
Don't even try to science because you clearly don't understand.

You're wrong.


5) Also that level of light would only be worth having if youve got the enviroment for it.....
That brings me nicely to were the fuck all the environment monitoring gear?
What are your temps and humidity??


That level of light is fine, 100w per plant.
The environment is spot on for that amount of light, I have 2 x 4 speed original Ruck fans, 1 for extraction and 1 for intake.
The fans are actually capable of servicing an area bigger than that with more light.

I don't have any environment monitoring gear, I don't need it, I'm just that fucking good.
Night temps are about 10oC and day temps are about 20oC (probably a little less) but I don't know exactly, I don't need to know.

You're wrong.


6) No co2 in there yorky??? With that much light in that space essentail no? to ensure its not just a waste of money all those pretty cooltubes ....

Co2 in tent with an active intake and exhaust? Co2 is for sealed rooms with no exhaust because you'd just pump all the Co2 straight out.
Again, the light is fine, 100w per plant.
The cooltubes are for the most efficient heat and air extraction (I get the most out of my fans), It would be a waste of money using Co2 in a tent you idiot.

You're wrong.


7) Which are also set up wrongly.....2 cool tubes facing each other loooooool...

There is no right or wrong way to set up cooltubes.

Mine are positioned like they are for a reason.
The one on the left and the one in the middle have the bulbs pointing in the same direction of the airflow so that it helps to cut down on the amount of carbon dust build up in the E45 sockets, hence less maintenance of the setup because I don't have to clean them as much. The one on the right is the other way round because it mirrors the one on the left so that I get even light dispersal on both sides of the tent as all three bulbs are positioned optimally.

You're wrong.


8 ) Its a cheapo setup

I have original Ruck fans which are made in Germany with Swiss motors, they're the best fans on the market.
I have Rhino Pro filters which are arguably the best on the market, it's a toss up between Rhino Pro and Mountain Air.
I have the best quality cooltubes available at the time of buying.
My 2 intake filters are 5" Ramair sports induction filters for a truck, handmade in the UK with a lifetime manufacturing guarantee.
2 of the ballasts I'm using at the moment are identical Lumii 600w single core units, they're not the cheap compacta ones or the cheap metal cased ones.
The other ballast I'm using at the moment (the one for the middle bulb) is a Euro-Techone energy saving digital.
I use foam insulated ducting (the best).

The price paid for my equipment is irrelevant, of course I try to source my kit at the cheapest price but the quality is mostly the best on the market.

You're wrong.


9) hes stuck some lankey exos in there.... untrainded....

You must be the one who is blind, the plants are all quite clearly tied to bamboo stakes, much like using tomato cages.

You're wrong.






So in all of your diatribe you didn't manage to make a single valid point, you're just plain wrong.
As usual.
 

Lemon king

Well-Known Member
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The Yorkshireman, post: 13405911, member: 240826"]1)

The last pic is a close up shot.
What rogue, stray, untouched branch bang in the middle?
You're seeing things that aren't there.

You're wrong.

Using the bamboo as a guide for whats called an even canopy....you have 5 stretched tops in the middle section alone...2 have stretched past the bamboo the rest r flappin about at various heights....


2) ...

Why the fuck would I need to do anything with the canopy when all the clones are pretty much the same size?
The canopy is naturally even, there's roughly 6" variation between the smallest and largest Exo.

The canopy is even....all by its self? Yet theres a 6inch height difference between the tallest n smallest stretched out top...
This is no blanket of bud my man...


And there will be no popcorn on any of those plants because underneath the canopy there are no flower sites, I'm deliberately going for big buds only.

Watching way too many yanks on youtube do it that way mate aint good...there messin with the ogs not exo!


3)
Skipping over my shite maths....


The lights are not high, there's 2 feet between the tubes and the tallest Exo.

So like 2.5 feet from the smallest.....

100w per plant is far from over kill.
Not lazy, there's no need because the lights are spot on.

You dont have a par meter you just guessing based on numbers you read out of a book...id disagree again and say 70w without co2 is enough......

4)

Inverse square law is stupidly irrelevant in an enclosed space with reflective surfaces.

Explaine? How having reflective surfaces will effect direct light from the bulb to the plant???

Don't even try to science because you clearly don't understand.

Clearly.....


5)

That level of light is fine, 100w per plant.
The environment is spot on for that amount of light,

LOOOOOOOOOOL you know this how?

I have 2 x 4 speed original Ruck fans, 1 for extraction and 1 for intake.
The fans are actually capable of servicing an area bigger than that with more light.

That they may but are you using them correctly?

I don't have any environment monitoring gear, I don't need it, I'm just that fucking good.
Night temps are about 10oC and day temps are about 20oC (probably a little less) but I don't know exactly, I don't need to know.

I cant honestly belive you wrote that and am far to speechless to tell you what a fool you are!

If you had better control of temps you wouldnt have streched out shite!


6)
Co2 in tent with an active intake and exhaust? Co2 is for sealed rooms with no exhaust because you'd just pump all the Co2 straight out.

I didnt know you had this however if you set your cooltubes up correctly you would have the vent and the lights on seperate lines at least making it a possibility...

Again, the light is fine, 100w per plant.
The cooltubes are for the most efficient heat and air extraction (I get the most out of my fans), It would be a waste of money using Co2 in a tent you idiot.

Heat and air extraction? Your using hot groom air to cool your lights....this is defeating the purpose no?

It wouldnt be a waste if your are trying to achieve optimum results as im sure you are...so long as the cost didnt out do the benifits....why would it be a waste......


7)

There is no right or wrong way to set up cooltubes.

LOOOOOOOOL
..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3Eb64O_YEfUYHeYoMY8dmFvFTPvHEm1N&v=UUxsPDwVcD4


Mine are positioned like they are for a reason.
The one on the left and the one in the middle have the bulbs pointing in the same direction of the airflow so that it helps to cut down on the amount of carbon dust build up in the E45 sockets, hence less maintenance of the setup because I don't have to clean them as much. The one on the right is the other way round because it mirrors the one on the left so that I get even light dispersal on both sides of the tent as all three bulbs are positioned optimally.

You have 2 back to back bulbs on the left side the overlap of light will create a hot spot on that side only....
.

8 )

I have original Ruck fans which are made in Germany with Swiss motors, they're the best fans on the market.
I have Rhino Pro filters which are arguably the best on the market, it's a toss up between Rhino Pro and Mountain Air.
I have the best quality cooltubes available at the time of buying.
My 2 intake filters are 5" Ramair sports induction filters for a truck, handmade in the UK with a lifetime manufacturing guarantee.
2 of the ballasts I'm using at the moment are identical Lumii 600w single core units, they're not the cheap compacta ones or the cheap metal cased ones.
The other ballast I'm using at the moment (the one for the middle bulb) is a Euro-Techone energy saving digital.
I use foam insulated ducting (the best).

The price paid for my equipment is irrelevant, of course I try to source my kit at the cheapest price but the quality is mostly the best on the market.

....that was a dig.....my bad...
You're wrong.


9)

You must be the one who is blind, the plants are all quite clearly tied to bamboo stakes, much like using tomato cages.

How many grows and your still on the bamboo stakes....if you didnt grow lankey shit they wouldnt need all the wood to keep em up....
You're wrong.


So in all of your diatribe you didn't manage to make a single valid point, you're just plain wrong.
As usual.[/QUOTE]

As per yorkstar as per..
 

makka

Well-Known Member
I had a look, he slits his wrists with a safety razor blade.
Aye I thought so think a version got made with bits cut out also tho could be wrong

Has anyone on here tried the blissful wizard strain seen a few pics online but no seeds to buy anywhere an for some reason I'm interested in this
Reports I've seen put her at 33 to 34%
 
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oscaroscar

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The Yorkshireman, post: 13405911, member: 240826"]1)

The last pic is a close up shot.
What rogue, stray, untouched branch bang in the middle?
You're seeing things that aren't there.

You're wrong.

Using the bamboo as a guide for whats called an even canopy....you have 5 stretched tops in the middle section alone...2 have stretched past the bamboo the rest r flappin about at various heights....


2) ...

Why the fuck would I need to do anything with the canopy when all the clones are pretty much the same size?
The canopy is naturally even, there's roughly 6" variation between the smallest and largest Exo.

The canopy is even....all by its self? Yet theres a 6inch height difference between the tallest n smallest stretched out top...
This is no blanket of bud my man...


And there will be no popcorn on any of those plants because underneath the canopy there are no flower sites, I'm deliberately going for big buds only.

Watching way too many yanks on youtube do it that way mate aint good...there messin with the ogs not exo!


3)
Skipping over my shite maths....


The lights are not high, there's 2 feet between the tubes and the tallest Exo.

So like 2.5 feet from the smallest.....

100w per plant is far from over kill.
Not lazy, there's no need because the lights are spot on.

You dont have a par meter you just guessing based on numbers you read out of a book...id disagree again and say 70w without co2 is enough......

4)

Inverse square law is stupidly irrelevant in an enclosed space with reflective surfaces.

Explaine? How having reflective surfaces will effect direct light from the bulb to the plant???

Don't even try to science because you clearly don't understand.

Clearly.....


5)

That level of light is fine, 100w per plant.
The environment is spot on for that amount of light,

LOOOOOOOOOOL you know this how?

I have 2 x 4 speed original Ruck fans, 1 for extraction and 1 for intake.
The fans are actually capable of servicing an area bigger than that with more light.

That they may but are you using them correctly?

I don't have any environment monitoring gear, I don't need it, I'm just that fucking good.
Night temps are about 10oC and day temps are about 20oC (probably a little less) but I don't know exactly, I don't need to know.

I cant honestly belive you wrote that and am far to speechless to tell you what a fool you are!

If you had better control of temps you wouldnt have streched out shite!


6)
Co2 in tent with an active intake and exhaust? Co2 is for sealed rooms with no exhaust because you'd just pump all the Co2 straight out.

I didnt know you had this however if you set your cooltubes up correctly you would have the vent and the lights on seperate lines at least making it a possibility...

Again, the light is fine, 100w per plant.
The cooltubes are for the most efficient heat and air extraction (I get the most out of my fans), It would be a waste of money using Co2 in a tent you idiot.

Heat and air extraction? Your using hot groom air to cool your lights....this is defeating the purpose no?

It wouldnt be a waste if your are trying to achieve optimum results as im sure you are...so long as the cost didnt out do the benifits....why would it be a waste......


7)

There is no right or wrong way to set up cooltubes.

LOOOOOOOOL
..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3Eb64O_YEfUYHeYoMY8dmFvFTPvHEm1N&v=UUxsPDwVcD4


Mine are positioned like they are for a reason.
The one on the left and the one in the middle have the bulbs pointing in the same direction of the airflow so that it helps to cut down on the amount of carbon dust build up in the E45 sockets, hence less maintenance of the setup because I don't have to clean them as much. The one on the right is the other way round because it mirrors the one on the left so that I get even light dispersal on both sides of the tent as all three bulbs are positioned optimally.

You have 2 back to back bulbs on the left side the overlap of light will create a hot spot on that side only....
.

8 )

I have original Ruck fans which are made in Germany with Swiss motors, they're the best fans on the market.
I have Rhino Pro filters which are arguably the best on the market, it's a toss up between Rhino Pro and Mountain Air.
I have the best quality cooltubes available at the time of buying.
My 2 intake filters are 5" Ramair sports induction filters for a truck, handmade in the UK with a lifetime manufacturing guarantee.
2 of the ballasts I'm using at the moment are identical Lumii 600w single core units, they're not the cheap compacta ones or the cheap metal cased ones.
The other ballast I'm using at the moment (the one for the middle bulb) is a Euro-Techone energy saving digital.
I use foam insulated ducting (the best).

The price paid for my equipment is irrelevant, of course I try to source my kit at the cheapest price but the quality is mostly the best on the market.

....that was a dig.....my bad...
You're wrong.


9)

You must be the one who is blind, the plants are all quite clearly tied to bamboo stakes, much like using tomato cages.

How many grows and your still on the bamboo stakes....if you didnt grow lankey shit they wouldnt need all the wood to keep em up....
You're wrong.


So in all of your diatribe you didn't manage to make a single valid point, you're just plain wrong.
As usual.

If you can grow Exo without supporting the branches I'd like to see it. The only way that's possible is to chop it at five weeks.
 

The Yorkshireman

Well-Known Member



1) Using the bamboo as a guide for whats called an even canopy....you have 5 stretched tops in the middle section alone...2 have stretched past the bamboo the rest r flappin about at various heights....

Stretched tops? Those are the central stems that will fill out to be the main colas.
The next main bud sites are in effect the canopy, as in the blanket of main leaves that forms a 'canopy'.
And there's no flapping anything, every single stem is tied up at very near the same height with a couple of inches variation that amounts to nothing.


2) The canopy is even....all by its self? Yet theres a 6inch height difference between the tallest n smallest stretched out top...
This is no blanket of bud my man...


There will be, the main colas and a canopy filled with secondary's.


3) Watching way too many yanks on youtube do it that way mate aint good...there messin with the ogs not exo!


I science, I fully understand the role of auxins and how to manipulate them to my advantage.
Which by the way doesn't work on kush genetics because they don't form colas the same way, thick twat.


4) So like 2.5 feet from the smallest.....

Yeah, and, your point is?


5) You dont have a par meter you just guessing based on numbers you read out of a book...id disagree again and say 70w without co2 is enough......

No, I'm going by my vast experience as a competent grower.
And you disagree based on what? Your lack of skill, no experience as a competent grower and blind assertion?
(you've been here 4 years and started growing autos and weighing your shitty weed wet till we all took the piss out of you for claiming stupid numbers off 1 plant you daft cunt)
70w per plant is 1260w which is basically 2 600's, I know for a fact that plants can utilise more light without Co2 because I've fucking grown bigger and better plants with more light without Co2 supplementation.
The proof is in the pudding.


6) Explaine? How having reflective surfaces will effect direct light from the bulb to the plant???

It doesn't, but in an enclosed space with reflective surfaces the inverse square maths go to pot.
It's no longer that simple.

Besides, there's 2 feet between the lights and the plants, get the lights any fucking closer and the spread is affected.
Those lights are ideally positioned and the colas will grow closer to the light.



7) That level of light is fine, 100w per plant.
The environment is spot on for that amount of light,

LOOOOOOOOOOL you know this how?

Experience dickhead, it's my space and I run it.
Very fucking effectively as has been proven many times.



8 ) I have 2 x 4 speed original Ruck fans, 1 for extraction and 1 for intake.
The fans are actually capable of servicing an area bigger than that with more light.

That they may but are you using them correctly?

Correctly as in how?
They're 4 speed fans and I only ever need to use 2 speeds on the extraction so they've got 2 speeds left to go.
The fans are over kill for that space with the cooltubes/filters set up efficiently like that.


9) I cant honestly belive you wrote that and am far to speechless to tell you what a fool you are!
If you had better control of temps you wouldnt have streched out shite!

Here you go again displaying your lack of knowledge.
What about my temps do you think would cause stretched plants?
Not that my plants are stretched because like I said, what you see are the main stems/colas.
They're supposed to be taller than the secondary's, it's called apical dominance you thick twat, and because of such they yield more bud than the secondary's.



10) Co2 in tent with an active intake and exhaust? Co2 is for sealed rooms with no exhaust because you'd just pump all the Co2 straight out.

I didnt know you had this however if you set your cooltubes up correctly you would have the vent and the lights on seperate lines at least making it a possibility...

No dick head, what part of "Co2 is for sealed rooms with no exhaust" do you not understand?



11) Again, the light is fine, 100w per plant.
The cooltubes are for the most efficient heat and air extraction (I get the most out of my fans), It would be a waste of money using Co2 in a tent you idiot.

Heat and air extraction? Your using hot room air to cool your lights....this is defeating the purpose no?

No, I am not using any air to cool my lights (think logically, if you can).
The radiated heat from the lights is extracted along with the scrubbed air passing trough the cool tubes.


12) It wouldnt be a waste if your are trying to achieve optimum results as im sure you are...so long as the cost didnt out do the benifits....why would it be a waste......


Co2 in a non sealed room is a waste because it is pumped straight out by the exhaust fan (how fucking thick are you? Logic ffs)
And along with Co2 supplementation the amount of light and heat needed to grow plants optimally goes up.
Co2 = more light and higher temps needed.



13) There is no right or wrong way to set up cooltubes.

LOOOOOOOOL
..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL3Eb64O_YEfUYHeYoMY8dmFvFTPvHEm1N&v=UUxsPDwVcD4

And that video shows what? Absolutely fuck all other than blowing is better than sucking for the life of the fan motors, not that the tubes are set up right/wrong.
Which if you examine my photo again you'll see that my fan blows to the right and does not suck.
It sucks from the first bulb on the left but that is because if I were to put my fan straight after the filters and before all the lights then the bulbs would not be evenly spread across the tent creating a dark patch at the left underneath the filter/fan set up.


14) You have 2 back to back bulbs on the left side the overlap of light will create a hot spot on that side only....

No I don't, there are no back to back bulbs on the left side, it goes from left to right......Bulb-Fan-bulb-bulb.
It seems like there are back to back bulbs on the right side but that is just the perspective of the photo.
Look at the strings holding up the tubes, the middle bulb is bang on over the middle of the tent as per the middle tent post.
The right bulb is the exact mirror position of the left bulb, hence why the tube is positioned with the bulb pointing in the opposite direction. Exactly so I can get even coverage across the whole tent.


15) How many grows and your still on the bamboo stakes....if you didnt grow lankey shit they wouldnt need all the wood to keep em up....

Yes this is true, if I didn't grow lanky plants they wouldn't need staking up.
The Exo yields and sells, it's guaranteed cash crop, that's why I'm growing it.
But I will grow what the fuck I want to and I'm not about to grow a compact non lanky strain just so I don't have to use stakes/cages, what kind of fucked up part timer logic is that ffs?
By that logic nobody should grow the Gorilla Glue #4 because it's the lankiest plant around by far, but you'd also miss out on one of if not strongest strains around.

Don't grow lanky shit and you wouldn't need stakes.
LMFAO! how about you try to grow a full on sativa indoors sometime Lemon and you'll see how fucking stupid you sound.






Still you haven't managed to make a valid point, you just keep on getting it laughably wrong and making yourself look like the bell end that you are..
 
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The Yorkshireman

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You're a fucking arsehole Lemon, an arsehole that doesn't have a clue yet has a massively over inflated opinion of his non existent skills/knowledge.

You're the epitome of incompetent.

You burned your plants to fuck last year and started a help thread which can be found here.......

http://rollitup.org/t/leaf-problem-an-nutrients.900903/

And when somebody tried to tell you what the problem was (your own incompetence, but not in those words) you attacked the guy and acted like the complete twat that you are.....

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Then when the guy told you to go fuck yourself and your plants problems and that you should learn some basic respect, you had the audacity to tell the guy he was only doing it to stroke his own ego....

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The stroke your own ego line you got from me years ago!





What a fucking prick you are. :lol:
 
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The Yorkshireman

Well-Known Member
Lemon Kunt has the cheek to try and critique my grow yet here is his latest crispy fried and deficient (how is that even possible?), mite infested "Headstash"......

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...............:spew:
 
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