the fck is wrong with lumber prices?

[SneekyNinja]

If you'd broken into my house they'd be cleaning you up with a mop and bucket.

"Shit officer, I knew it was a cheap gun but it just kept going off!"

 

[Bob Zmuda]

I live in a cave.

Is that where you tape the 8 year old boys? In the cave?

Figures.

 

[tampee]

If you'd broken into my house they'd be cleaning you up with a mop and bucket.

If I broke in your house I'd come out like a fucking ninja.

 

[SneekyNinja]

If I broke in your house I'd come out like a fucking ninja.

More like Swiss cheese man, I've more electronic security than you'd believe.

Can even remotely lock doors to contain a threat and can ultrasonically track motion in separate zones in real time.

Electronics is a very practical hobby when you're a software developer.

 

[tampee]

More like Swiss cheese man, I've more electronic security than you'd believe.

Can even remotely lock doors to contain a threat and can ultrasonically track motion in separate zones in real time.

Electronics is a very practical hobby when you're a software developer.

Well thanks I the Intel I will have to shut off your power first.

 

[londonfog]

Well thanks I the Intel I will have to shut off your power first.

dumb ass you do realize that cutting power can actually trigger alarm on some systems. Not all run thru power, some thru phone line etc...

 

[WordzFerguson]

Well thanks I the Intel I will have to shut off your power first.

DON'T YOU FUCKING THREATEN US YOU DIRTY FUCKING NAZI! NY MEMBER THREATENING TO FIND OTHER MEMBERS NEEDS TO GO.

 

[SneekyNinja]

Well thanks I the Intel I will have to shut off your power first.

I've a few UPS, how stupid would you be to fill your house with electronics and not have some kind of backup. Planning on doing solar in the next few months too, have started building battery packs already...

I know, I know, "renewable smart house cucks".

 

[Chunky Stool]

Shut the fuck up. Their intentions are not honorable, they are fucking cowards who steal and kill for a living. Somalian pirates are scum of the earth. Why would you talk out your ass about a subject that I guarantee I am far more versed in than you?

Because Tampee is an attention whore?

 

[UncleBuck]

If I broke in your house I'd come out like a fucking ninja.

you got a like from a nazi based on robbing people's homes from the "law and order" voter.

2017 is wild.

 

[CriticalCheeze]

dumb ass you do realize that cutting power can actually trigger alarm on some systems. Not all run thru power, some thru phone line etc...

Please stop speaking on an intelligent level. Pedophiles can't understand the thinking process.

 

[Chunky Stool]

"Shit officer, I knew it was a cheap gun but it just kept going off!"

Two in the center.
Problem solved.

 

[londonfog]

Please stop speaking on an intelligent level. Pedophiles can't understand the thinking process.

I bet he is the one that gets interviewed on " To Catch A Predator ".
@tampee you ever been on TV or did yours not make the cut ?

 

[dagwood45431]

Jesus. Tittyfucking. Christ.

Nice variation! Hadn't heard that one before. I shall use it first chance I get.

 

[Budley Doright]

If I broke in your house I'd come out like a fucking ninja.

We're very backwards up here about shooting an intruder and you have to prove your life was in immediate danger to use lethal force, lots of questions, lots of bullshit. So I would have to carry you out in pieces...like a ninja. Fucking bragging about robbing people, robbing houses......... just fuck!!!!

 

[tampee]

We're very backwards up here about shooting an intruder and you have to prove your life was in immediate danger to use lethal force, lots of questions, lots of bullshit. So I would have to carry you out in pieces...like a ninja. Fucking bragging about robbing people, robbing houses......... just fuck!!!!

I was joking about robbing houses but whatever man. I haven't robbed a house in 15 years.

 

[Chunky Stool]

I was joking about robbing houses but whatever man. I haven't robbed a house in 15 years.

Congratulations?

I haven't robbed a house in almost 52 years...

 

[tampee]

Congratulations?

I haven't robbed a house in almost 52 years...

I'm not even that old so congratulations.

 

[Fogdog]

I was joking about robbing houses but whatever man. I haven't robbed a house in 15 years.

Congratulations!!!! 15 years without a relapse. Remember, you aren't giving up robbery forever, just one day at a time.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I'm not even that old so congratulations.

You are very not smart.