Random Jabber Jibber thread

tyler.durden

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Last night on Shark Tank, this recent college grad (and also a division one basketball player) presented his new app to the sharks. There wasn't anything unique or proprietary about it, so they tore it to shreds. They all went out, and the kid started to walk away, then turned back around to plead his case again. He stated how hard he worked on it and what he sacrificed, like that makes any difference to investors. After another dose of reality, he slumped his shoulders and started CRYING, and went out into the loving arms of his mama. SO embarrassing, SO millennial. I've seen teenage girls on the show with more backbone and dignity. It's not good to tell kids that they're super special and everything they do is great. The result is awful for them in the real world, but very entertaining for the rest of us. Enjoy!


 

tyler.durden

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My great aunt had a monkey. Called it chim-chim or some shit. Little bastard.


Look at that little fucker though. Tougher than I am.


Just need to add picking pockets to kung fu and dart smoking.
Cool vid. Chimps don't need martial arts - they're several times stronger than humans and have an incredible bite. They have fucked up many a handler, one ripped this woman's face and hands right off. Crazy shit...


 

The Outdoorsman

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My great aunt had a monkey. Called it chim-chim or some shit. Little bastard.


Look at that little fucker though. Tougher than I am.


Just need to add picking pockets to kung fu and dart smoking.
Cool vid. Chimps don't need martial arts - they're several times stronger than humans and have an incredible bite. They have fucked up many a handler, one ripped this woman's face and hands right off. Crazy shit...


Early 70's my dad knew the guys at their fraternity (he started a party club back then, 26 kegs at one barn party kinda shit) Guys had a chimpanzee and got it drunk one night at a kegger. Monkey got drunk, fell down the stairs and broke his arm. And yeah you don't want to fight a drunk chimp. That was probably back when Bob Seager would hang at the haunted Hilton with my pops and his good friend. (ghetto haunted house) I can't sleep, sorry for the rambling.
 
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