I just bought a 2001 3speed dildo with 203,467 hours on it

neosapien

Well-Known Member
There was a recall on those butt plugs, they tend to lock up on the fastest speed causing prolapse anorectal tissue, or 'Pink Sock'. Bring in to your local dealer for repair/replacement (and cleaning, yuck) immediately...

Maybe that's my new calling!

Has your asshole been wrecked by a defective multispeed butt plug? Have you acquired prolapse anorectal tissue also known as "pink sock" as a result of your injury? If so, then contact me now and I will get money for you! Neosapien: anal attorney at law!
 
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