Hey old farts..how many over 50 yrs?
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haight
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That's what happens when you get towards the end of your 60s. You start attending your friends funerals and wonder when it'll be your turn. 74 and there ain't much more.
Budley Doright
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True that brother! It crept up fast
.Maybe for you, not for me.
You see, I believe that we are all born to complete a set number of task before we die, and I'm so far behind schedule I'm going to live forever.
bazoomer
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We worked 9days a week down pit ! , lived by side of canal in a crisp bag ,when it were cold we used to huddle round candle, & when it were REALY cold ,we used to light candle !!! .....you don't know ya born these days !!!
A candle? A FOOKING CANDLE? You were LUCKY.
We didn't even have a hole in the road to live in, and when it was cold our dad would set fire to us to keep warm before sending us out to work 35 hours a day digging the pit for you buggers to work in.
And it were bloody luxury, kids nowadays just don't know whats good for them
Roger A. Shrubber
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we lived in a lake, and were lucky to have it. our da would wake us up at 3:30, half an hour before we went to bed, feed us a lump of cold poison, and off to work at mill, where we paid mill owner for the privilege of working. then home, to clean the lake with our tongues, then da would slice us all in half with a dull bread knife.
But try to tell that to kids these days, and they just won't believe you
But try to tell that to kids these days, and they just won't believe you
Where would we be without Monty Python. Without them we wouldn't have known that Australian philosophy professors were all called Bruce, or that René Descartes was a drunken fart (He really said "I drink, therefore I am") and that Socrates was a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed, or that life will be fine if we both 69.
Kids nowadays think they know it all, but they know eff all...
Roger A. Shrubber
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Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Come on
Always look on the right side of life
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death
A-Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
(Worse things happen at sea you know)
(I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing)
Always look on the right side (I mean) of life
(What have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing
What have you lost?)
Always (nothing!) look on the right side of life
(Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say
Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
There ya go, see!)
Always look on the right side of life...
(Cheer up ya old bugger)
(C'mon give us a grin!)
(There ya go, see!
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Come on
Always look on the right side of life
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
Give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death
A-Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughin as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life
(Worse things happen at sea you know)
(I mean - what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing)
Always look on the right side (I mean) of life
(What have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing
- you're going back to nothing
What have you lost?)
Always (nothing!) look on the right side of life
(Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say
Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
There ya go, see!)
Always look on the right side of life...
(Cheer up ya old bugger)
(C'mon give us a grin!)
(There ya go, see!
Roger A. Shrubber
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quite literally, some of the best advice i've ever gotten from anyone ^
FWEE WODEWICK!!
bazoomer
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FWEE BWIAN !!!
Why? It's not like he's the Messiah or something...
Roger A. Shrubber
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I say, those are my juniper bushes. They're all I've bloody got to eat. Uhm. I say, get off those bushes! Go on! Clear off, the lot of you. Go on.
Roger A. Shrubber
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your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries, now, go away, or i shall taunt you a second time!