The You Know Your A Grower Thread

[IAm5toned]

You Know Your A Grower If:

1. You have ever scraped a melted sleeve off of an HID lamp
2. You have checked on seedlings every 30 mins... just see if 'anything happened'
3. You have been annoyed at aquarium stores by clerks wanting to know what size your tank is, for such a big airpump and so many stones
4. You have gotten lost at home depot trying to find perlite w/ no miracle grow in it.
5. You have taken more precautions dumping soil and clippings then most mobsters do dumping bodies.
6. You wait by the door, waiting for the timer to click......
7. You have run outside @ 2am with frost tents in a blind panic.
8. Your spouse gets jealous of your plants.
9. Have sprained an ankle carrying water, and still got the job done.
10. Have been discouraged by a ginormous pile off buds... only because they have to be trimmed and there's no help!



lol, feel free to add to the list, those are some of my personal favs.

 

[......]

Nice thread.
11.You went out in the middle of the night with trash bags to go and chop down your outdoor grow.
12.You get pissed at the hydro store employees who are up your ass about what your growing when they probably know anyway.I always tell them tomatoes lol.
13.You stayed up all night harvesting.
14.Your broke but you still said fuck it and spent that last 30 dollars on nutrients,I only did that once lol.

 

[IAm5toned]

15. You panic at the sight of meter readers.... lol

 

[......]

16.You stayed up all the night renovating your grow room.
17.You started with cfl's then came to riu and seen what hid lighting can produce.No offense cfl growers I know you's are very sensetive about this j/k

 

[sarah22]

16. you have round dollar sized burn marks on your forearms.
17. you do a little happy dance when you see soil on sale.
18. you wake up in the am and the first thing you do is say good morning to your babies.
19. you name your plants! lol

 

[connorbrown]

20. You walk through Home Depot just looking for stuff to update your room.
21. You look for possible growers by the items in there cart.
22. You look for places to grow on the side of the road.
(CFL stand for Chronic For Life!!)

 

[herbose]

23. Christmas gift wrap sticks to your hands.

 

[......]

23.you belong to rollitup.org!!!

 

[PhillTubes]

24. you always have 2 bowls for breakfast

 

[herbose]

26. Your hydro store guy asks how potent your tomatoes are this year.

 

[IAm5toned]

27. You have 5 minute charming conversations with the little old lady at the register about vegetables your never going to can, while buying jars for curing.

 

[nuera59]

28. when you get a massive hand ache trimming your buds

 

[guitarabuser]

29. Your crib is always hot because your AC is all directed into your grow room.

 

[herbose]

30. You do hand exercises in August because you hate cramps.

 

[hardroc]

30. You walk through the store and try to figure a way to grow in everything.

31. When trees and plants look like buds

 

[c0lchester]

32. you can smoke the grime from your fingers

 

[shnkrmn]

33. you clean your grow room twice as often as the rest of your house.

 

[......]

what the fuck^^^^ lol
33.You have that mysterious room in the house that nobodys aloud to go in.

 

[guitarabuser]

34. Due to the smell, company is only allowed over during vegging.

 

[hardroc]

34. fear of family or someone having to spent the night