I am 5'10", and weigh 145 pounds I have smoked everyday for the past 7 years and I have a piss test to take today. What are the chances that I will pass since I have been drinking a 1/2-1 gallon of water a day. I only want those opinions of veteran smokers or those that work within the drug testing industry. Also I have pretty fast matabolism so if this information can give you an accurate opinion let me know.
Sober since March 6,2013-Drug test today
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BarnBuster
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Been 2 weeks brother, I don't think that's enough time. Good Luck! Go get a test kit, also.
kountdown
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You'll still have THC in your system more than likely. The trick is to drink enough water that you're pissing on such a frequent basis that your body doesn't have time to pollute your urine before it leaves your body. Basically you're using water as a masking agent. Be careful though. You can die of water intoxication if you drink too much.
SS68396331
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You are pretty lean, but that is a long time.. If you want to study do they sell over the counter or freebie tests somewhere for parents checking teens? Do they even have them? Drink nothing but water like a gallon or so. Make your pee as clear as possible, make it like your third or fourth void of the day will give you your best shot.
Styxwtc
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A lot of places will fail you bc of you drinking water like you are bc it shows up as mainly water. What you need to do is work out and go for a run get your blood pumping and burn some fat that's where thc is stored. So if you can drink water and get a good work out in then u might be ok but I just realized I am posting a little late but for future reference WORK OUT WORK OUT WORK OUT and hydrate
dbkick
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my nephew is about your size and after 80 days without smoking he still tested positive for trace. not sure but dilution of urine by drinking a lot of water is an automatic fail.There has to be certain things in the urine that won't be there if you drink a fuckload of water.
My test is in 2-3 hours, I have been drinking coffee for the past 30minutes and will do so up until he time of the test. I am hoping this way my urine does not look as if it has been diluted if anyone else has tried this method let me know and once I have completed the test I will post my results so that you guys will know.
dbkick
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b vitamins to give the urine color. last test I cheated and passed (which was years ago) I drank this shit that coats your insides and also has things added to it like creatine (which if there is none present is a automatic fail). that shit isn't easy to drink but it got the job done in my case. They say to stop smoking 48 hours beforehand but I stopped like a week or better then drank the detox.
redeye jedi88
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may aswell skip the test and walk to the cop shop on average it takes around 35 days to get out your system
mr2shim
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Why would he do that? Pretty sure failing a test won't land you a free stay in jail.
redeye jedi88
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you sir have a sense of humour of 0
mr2shim
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Because it's so easy to tell when people are joking on the internet.
redeye jedi88
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so dont be so quick to judge then. he could be on probation for all you know aswell meaning he is breaking it there for could go to jail you just jumped conclusions far too quick
AZPsyclops
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I used to drink allot of tea on the day of the test.
You piss every five minutes but be careful you need color in the piss and if it comes up too diluted they consider it dirty.
I did this while I was on parole never came up dirty. I came up diluted once but I was expecting a retest and beat the second one.
You piss every five minutes but be careful you need color in the piss and if it comes up too diluted they consider it dirty.
I did this while I was on parole never came up dirty. I came up diluted once but I was expecting a retest and beat the second one.
ButchyBoy
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From experience..... I used to do random test's for employment. You have not been clean long enough to pass a test. You can drink all of the water you want but all you will do is give a dilute test. A dilute test will send up a flag and you will be tested again. Head on down to the head shop and purchase a cleanser. Follow the directions on the bottle and cross your fingers.
hotrodharley
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Two types of urine tests for THC metabolites (which is what they test for).
60 PPM - this is the easiest one to pass given enough time, water and good liver/kidneys/lungs. Cheap and it's why many companies use this. Any amounts of metabolites that are 59 PPM present or less are not detected.
15 PPM - you're fucking busted. Takes 30 days to clean and even then. Don't challenge this you know it alls. I have flunked two of the goddamned things and have been a medical professional (not medical marijuana but working in medicine) over 30 years. I don't care if your friend passed this test because he did not if he smoked within 30 days of testing and if he was a chronic user before. If he did pass one it was the cheaper 60 PPM test.
OK challenge it and be stupid.
60 PPM - this is the easiest one to pass given enough time, water and good liver/kidneys/lungs. Cheap and it's why many companies use this. Any amounts of metabolites that are 59 PPM present or less are not detected.
15 PPM - you're fucking busted. Takes 30 days to clean and even then. Don't challenge this you know it alls. I have flunked two of the goddamned things and have been a medical professional (not medical marijuana but working in medicine) over 30 years. I don't care if your friend passed this test because he did not if he smoked within 30 days of testing and if he was a chronic user before. If he did pass one it was the cheaper 60 PPM test.
OK challenge it and be stupid.
joe blow greenthumb
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Never exercise if trying to pass a drug test! It releases the toxins into your body which allows it to show on a test. Avoid fried or greasy foods. If they question the water in your system then tell them its per doctors orders. You have been experiencing headaches and weakness due to dehydration. Offer to retest in a week if possible. FYI all, you can smoke today and pass a test tomorrow with this water treatment. I've done it numerous times when I was on house arrest. But if its for a good job then don't risk your future, just quit. Good luck!
plantaseedwatchitgrow
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the effing trick is easy man... its all about drinking water right before the test, theres alot of fat and shit in your piss that THC bonds with, and comes out with also. THC is not soluble in water at all, no bonding there, so all you have to do is drink shit loads of water like 2 hours or 1 all the way up to around the time you have to take the test. Your piss will be clear, because it's just straight water. It will be lacking protein, and thc. the lack of protein could possibly make you fail, so you take vitamins. Turns your piss yellow, but its still water, and gives it protein if im not mistaken. This has worked for me many times over at my probation, taught to me by my father lol. I've used it and passed at jobs too. Or if they aint looking at your junk when you take the just tape and elmers glue bottle full of clean piss right between your thigh and your nut sack (for warmth). I have also done this, many times..
AZPsyclops
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I have never heard of anybody beating the more sophisticated test that you speak of Harley; no matter what they try.
I'm sure I did not beat the sophisticated one and I know there is two.
I'm sure I did not beat the sophisticated one and I know there is two.