A tribute to Uncle Ben and the Almighty Leaf

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lilroach

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proceed with caution
UB's methods can produce jungle weed !

when i was first confronted by the picture below, i did not actually realise the wheelbarrow that contained some Green vegetable matter was in fact marijuana
at first glance it appears to be a wheelbarrow of clipped shrubbery



^^ something for you to aim for i guess LOL

OK.......it's a wheelbarrow of weed. And your point is?

If you are trying to say that UB's growing technique is responsible for this, it would be better proof if you posted a picture before it was hacked down. I see no proof that this plant has anything to do with Uncle Ben....other than the fact that the leaves look healthy.
 

lilroach

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I just don't get it.

Uncle Ben acknowledges there's many ways of growing weed, and there's no one "right way" of doing it. I think we all know this. He takes his time to share what works for him, and if I am an example of it working or not, his techniques work for me.

What I don't get is the blasting from "trolls" and such about his growing opinions about how he grows weed. If you don't like his techniques....there's a zillion other threads just for you.

Could Uncle Ben be more diplomatic.....you betcha.....and I suspect that at one time he was more even-handed....but even the most even-tempered person can only take so many punches before punching back.
 

Sativied

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Also, anyone who has ever written a paper before or done some sort of research project or study knows that there are only a few types of internet sites that are even deemed credible by any educational institute. So...SHAHAAadup bro
Oh boy oh boy... you are so barking up against the wrong tree here. I research and write for a living :lol:

are even deemed credible by any educational institute
Guess who pays my bills... :rolleyes: And does your dumbass realize that those educational institutes themselves publish facts on the internet too....

So, that didn't work out well did it, and you are talking out of your ass regardless. There are way more than a 'few' sites with credible and authoritative info. I use and add to it frequently. You have proven that you are not worthy discussing any facts or research because you don't believe in internet facts. Like I said, the medium is irrelevant. 1+1=2 whether you write it on a paper or post it on a pokemon forum. That's the beauty of facts, no matter what nonsense you make up, facts remain facts.

Obviously you are not able to determine what information is credible, reliable, timely, accurate, complete, relevant, as the internet is full with facts that could have opened your eyes if you wanted it to... As I told defoliators on my side of the pond, the whole art of getting info from the internet is being able to separate the facts from the fiction. From fiction based on nonsense claims and wishful thinking like you and a few others who insist on using gimmicks and stupidity to (try to..) get more yield.
 

Uncle Ben

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proceed with caution
UB's methods can produce jungle weed !

when i was first confronted by the picture below, i did not actually realise the wheelbarrow that contained some Green vegetable matter was in fact marijuana
at first glance it appears to be a wheelbarrow of clipped shrubbery



^^ something for you to aim for i guess LOL
Sativa, pinhead.

FAIL
 

TonightYou

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UB, since this thread has your attention, to a meaningful question.

I've been battling broad mites. Damn dope eating insects! Now I went 4 weeks free after doing a massive cleaning which I usually undertake regularly. Now I've had good luck ridding them with some no pest hot strip, and a regular spraying of neem oil/soap mixture. Think the strip is old now but I'm sure there is a better way. So after a daily inspection last night I found on only one plant the dreaded bastards (only a handful no visible damage to leaves yet).

Healthy leaves and roots, healthy harvest. So the bastards have to go. I don't want to mess with something like avid or another uptake posion. Do you happen to either have some good suggestions or solutions. Growing in a tent. 400 hps. Temps between 75-85 (low/high both lights on/off) overall. Humidity between 55-70

As always I apreciate your input and yes I have other plants (basil, herbs, and a whole lotta peppers) in my apartment but I'm religious with keeping people, the cat, and myself (until a scrub/clothing change) out of the garden.
 

Uncle Ben

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....Could Uncle Ben be more diplomatic.....you betcha.....and I suspect that at one time he was more even-handed....but even the most even-tempered person can only take so many punches before punching back.
You can't be diplomatic with many here and conventional gardening is a foreign concept to them. They want respect but act like little jerks. You trolls want respect from me? You've got to earn it.

Speaking of foreign, pinheads remind of the way you can only deal with Islamic terrorist pigs - no diplomacy, just take them out every chance you get.

It's about time RIU mods launch some drones on these guys. By setting limits, boundaries, only admin and the mods can set the standards of what this place represents.

UB
 

Uncle Ben

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UB, since this thread has your attention, to a meaningful question.

I've been battling broad mites. Damn dope eating insects! Now I went 4 weeks free after doing a massive cleaning which I usually undertake regularly. Now I've had good luck ridding them with some no pest hot strip, and a regular spraying of neem oil/soap mixture. Think the strip is old now but I'm sure there is a better way. So after a daily inspection last night I found on only one plant the dreaded bastards (only a handful no visible damage to leaves yet).

Healthy leaves and roots, healthy harvest. So the bastards have to go. I don't want to mess with something like avid or another uptake posion. Do you happen to either have some good suggestions or solutions. Growing in a tent. 400 hps. Temps between 75-85 (low/high both lights on/off) overall. Humidity between 55-70

As always I apreciate your input and yes I have other plants (basil, herbs, and a whole lotta peppers) in my apartment but I'm religious with keeping people, the cat, and myself (until a scrub/clothing change) out of the garden.
Forbid 4F. It will control whiteflies and about 8 species of mites. It is not a toxin, it is a silver bullet. I bought 8 oz from an Ebay seller and it set me back $207. You can get smaller amounts from Ebay. I'd recommend getting the larger size and splitting with others. 1/8 tsp./gallon! No more than 1/4 tsp/gallon.

You must add a surfactant to your sprays for any of these products to be successful. If you stick with neem you have to use it often to get every new colony that hatches. Pest control is all about timing which means you MUST know and understand the pest's life cycle or you will lose control of the situation.

FWIW, I had the worst outbreak of mites, ever. I can usually control them on my tomatoes with a daily blast of water to the leaves, but they finally beat me. Got into my melons, a first and I've been gardening for decades. Nailed my tropicals too.

Here's all the info you need:
http://www.chattanoogarose.org/spider mites.htm

Good luck,
UB
 

Uncle Ben

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Wanted to add been lax on the spraying since they disappeared. Been good in keeping the garden clean.
That's what happened to me on my tropicals. By the time I noticed something was wrong, the outbreak was huge. I lost almost every leaf on every dear tree I had worked years on first grafting to rootstock I raised from scratch and caring for over the years which included sourcing really high quality scion wood from a university. Heartbreaking to say the least. They're doing fine now and it will be real damn soon when the margaritas flow again. ;) Mexican key lime tree is loaded with fruit about to turn yellow!

We need to really check out the underside of our leaves, at least once a week. If you see any indication of yellow leaf mottling, no matter how limited it might be - check. Mites suck the (green) chlorophyll by piercing the bottom of the leaves which causes the yellow, necrotic spots. That is an easy "heads up" fer ya.

UB
 

TonightYou

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Thanks UB. Seen that recommended before and will take your advice on this one. Haven't steered me wrong yet, in fact only righted my ship in the past. I'm familiar with the life cycle of these damn bastards and seemed sucessful the first go around.
Just don't want to lose any more plants. Off to the link!
 

TonightYou

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See I haven't seen those dreaded spots yet. But caught them on a spot check with 30x loupe, which of course made me go through every plant leaf to see how many I could find. You are right about keeping an eye out regularly. Ounce of prevention.....
 

Sativied

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It's about time RIU mods launch some drones on these guys. By setting limits, boundaries, only admin and the mods can set the standards of what this place represents.
As much as I like the lack of moderation some times I have to agree with you on that, especially for AMC. As I mentioned more or less my pompous self didn't like the other thread being closed... I can see why now. Reminds me of a thread about neo-nazis and a group they had/have here at RIU, some guy mentioned Voltair's quote... as if there are new 'valid' arguments any neo nazi could make that would justify allowing them to discuss their hate against... Well, not that different from people trolling up this thread without valid arguments.

Oh wait... that some guy is the mod of AMC... woops... (edit: meant no disrespect there CW..., made that clear in that topic I hope).

Speaking of valid arguments. The straw man was just an example of many fallacies that can show so easily when someone is talking out of his ass. A few examples:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies Maybe a bit too much but in particular people should read the informal fallacies, let me copy a few to easily show it's worth reading. Before that, let me add that in dutch the synonym for fallacy is 'thinkerror'

Argument from ignorance (appeal to ignorance, argumentum ad ignorantiam) – assuming that a claim is true (or false) because it has not been proven false (true) or cannot be proven false (true).
Argument from (personal) incredulity (divine fallacy, appeal to common sense) – I cannot imagine how this could be true, therefore it must be false.
Argument from repetition (argumentum ad nauseam) – signifies that it has been discussed extensively until nobody cares to discuss it anymore.
(shifting the) Burden of proof (see – onus probandi) – I need not prove my claim, you must prove it is false.
Circular reasoning – when the reasoner begins with what he or she is trying to end up with; sometimes called assuming the conclusion.
Circular cause and consequence – where the consequence of the phenomenon is claimed to be its root cause.
Continuum fallacy (fallacy of the beard, line-drawing fallacy, sorites fallacy, fallacy of the heap, bald man fallacy) – improperly rejecting a claim for being imprecise.[16]
Correlative-based fallacies
Correlation proves causation
(cum hoc ergo propter hoc) – a faulty assumption that correlation between two variables implies that one causes the other.[17]

Fuck... I could copy and paste the entire list and it would all apply... instead I'll grab the last one on the list:

Personal Attacks ("Argumentum ad Hominem")- the evasion of the actual topic by directing the attack at your opponent

Socrates - "When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser."
Spock: "Reverting to name-calling suggests you are defensive and therefore find my objections valid.

For the dumbasses that based on the latter conclude that anyone namecalling finds the objections valid I will add that that usually only applies if the namecalling comes without any valid arguments...

Warning: once you learned the above fallacies (in the link that is) you'll never believe a politician again. :) Upside is you'll smell bullshit a mile away.
 

Uncle Ben

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Uncle Ben

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As much as I like the lack of moderation some times I have to agree with you on that, especially for AMC. As I mentioned more or less my pompous self didn't like the other thread being closed... I can see why now. Reminds me of a thread about neo-nazis and a group they had/have here at RIU, some guy mentioned Voltair's quote... as if there are new 'valid' arguments any neo nazi could make that would justify allowing them to discuss their hate against... Well, not that different from people trolling up this thread without valid arguments.

Oh wait... that some guy is the mod of AMC... woops... (edit: meant no disrespect there CW..., made that clear in that topic I hope).

Speaking of valid arguments. The straw man was just an example of many fallacies that can show so easily when someone is talking out of his ass. A few examples:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies Maybe a bit too much but in particular people should read the informal fallacies, let me copy a few to easily show it's worth reading. Before that, let me add that in dutch the synonym for fallacy is 'thinkerror'

Argument from ignorance (appeal to ignorance, argumentum ad ignorantiam) – assuming that a claim is true (or false) because it has not been proven false (true) or cannot be proven false (true).
Argument from (personal) incredulity (divine fallacy, appeal to common sense) – I cannot imagine how this could be true, therefore it must be false.
Argument from repetition (argumentum ad nauseam) – signifies that it has been discussed extensively until nobody cares to discuss it anymore.
(shifting the) Burden of proof (see – onus probandi) – I need not prove my claim, you must prove it is false.
Circular reasoning – when the reasoner begins with what he or she is trying to end up with; sometimes called assuming the conclusion.
Circular cause and consequence – where the consequence of the phenomenon is claimed to be its root cause.
Continuum fallacy (fallacy of the beard, line-drawing fallacy, sorites fallacy, fallacy of the heap, bald man fallacy) – improperly rejecting a claim for being imprecise.[16]
Correlative-based fallacies
Correlation proves causation
(cum hoc ergo propter hoc) – a faulty assumption that correlation between two variables implies that one causes the other.[17]

Fuck... I could copy and paste the entire list and it would all apply... instead I'll grab the last one on the list:

Personal Attacks ("Argumentum ad Hominem")- the evasion of the actual topic by directing the attack at your opponent

Socrates - "When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser."
Spock: "Reverting to name-calling suggests you are defensive and therefore find my objections valid.

For the dumbasses that based on the later conclude that anyone namecalling finds the objections valid I will add that that usually only applies if the namecalling comes without any valid arguments...

Warning: once you learned the above fallacies (in the link that is) you'll never believe a politician again. :) Upside is you'll smell bullshit a mile away.
You nailed it......
 

TonightYou

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Love your citations dude, or good sir. Half of people talk out of their ass and I really appreciate studies, citations and what not compared to claims, advertisements or fucking anecdotal input. Its the academic in me.

Order is placed and in the mean time I will just keep an eye out, do an entire overhaul cleaning tonight after work and spray some neem/soapy water again before lights on.

Hats off to ya UB
 

lilroach

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I believe this will be my last words on this thread.....

In regards to certain people having their posts removed from a thread......I'm sure it happens. I'm also sure that there are politics involved. I'm sure that Uncle Ben gets a pass once in awhile.

I am a moderator on a totally different website, and the rule I have on there is "Don't make it personal". When someone bashes someone just to bash someone....they get warned, and if they persist, they get booted. I think the moderators on here are fair and let more shit go on than I would.
 

skunkd0c

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Sativa, pinhead.

FAIL
No Sir that is jungle weed, it would seem you do not know any better

i have to remind myself you're the imbecile who claims the only true SATIVA is held by the Flying Dutchman

what i found equally amusing was UB in all his wisdom left the camera information in his wheelbarrow picture

The 2.1 Mpixel Olympus C-2040Z



looks heavy, bet it was top of the range in its day

UB why do you not post pictures of plants you have grown more recently ?
 

skunkd0c

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Sativas remember... you already tried that one in another thread. No points.
I must remind you, the wheelbarrow picture was originally posted by UB in an effort to promote his own growing prowess
in the opinion of myself and many others he failed miserably
you are entitled to your opinion using "sativa" as an excuse does not cut it for me

some of my favorite excuses at the moment
i have seen folk on this forum claim that burnt plants are burnt because of "wind burn"
i have also seen folk claim that their sick plants look sick because they are stress testing them
now we can add to this list, my weed looks jungle "cos" its a "sativa" lol
 
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