Recent content by JustCoasting

Compared to you folks, this will seem tame, but in my teens, my brothers wanted flags for their apartments. So we went back to our home town, as we did every weekend. The high school had just hoisted a new flag that day. I shimmed up the pole with cutters in my mouth and drooling all over my...

That is an excellent quote. Your wise man left out the 20% for local knowledge. The rest is luck...

I think all of us here wish our folks were clever.

I think it's the "girl" on the left. It looks like her jaw has been altered. Men, even gay queens, cannot hide a jaw.

Me too, but you have to admit those shoes are totally pretty....

Have I ever said "I Love You?" Your posts are always awesome.

If you would care to look, her hair probably is.

LOL, very good point.

But she is a very pretty girl. I'm thinking he had the right idea.

I did think of that but he's going to get laid six ways from Sunday for having her on his shoulders. A little pain, many BJ's... I think it's a law.

Been trying, but I don't get it...

So Cool! Thanks Winter Woman...

Oh God, my ears are black and blue. She's relentless...

This is so true and so sad at the same time. We are prisoners of our urges.

This is, by far, the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. And that the NTSB confirmed the names makes this even more hilarious. I saw this here before I went to work and laughed and smiled all day. This prank was absolutely brilliant!