Singles awarness day

ChingOwn

ChingOwn

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This year I am not sure if I am going to be a dick hole or a good guy but I am going to drop off $6 a dozen wal mart roses on a three different ladies door step anonymously, this will either get their hopes up and they will be sad, or make them happy, not sure, but they are fat and are single mothers and I feel bad that they are alone, but I dont want to take that on eihter, so I am going to be giving away pity roses, and make sure they are aware that they are single. I do not plan to follow this up with any other activities or communications, I am just fucked in the head and it is what I am going to do.

How will you spend the 14th of February this year?

Promise this my last holiday type thread till November 2.

 
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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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ChingOwn said:
This year I am not sure if I am going to be a dick hole or a good guy but I am going to drop off $6 a dozen wal mart roses on a three different ladies door step anomalously, this will either get their hopes up and they will be sad, or make them happy, not sure, but they are fat and are single mothers and I feel bad that they are alone, but I dont want to take that on eihter, so I am going to be giving away pity roses, and make sure they are aware that they are single. I do not plan to follow this up with any other activities or communications, I am just fucked in the head and it is what I am going to do.

How will you spend the 14th of February this year?

Promise this my last holiday type thread till November 2.

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Indeed, that will be anomalous lol
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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ChingOwn said:
This year I am not sure if I am going to be a dick hole or a good guy but I am going to drop off $6 a dozen wal mart roses on a three different ladies door step anonymously, this will either get their hopes up and they will be sad, or make them happy, not sure, but they are fat and are single mothers and I feel bad that they are alone, but I dont want to take that on eihter, so I am going to be giving away pity roses, and make sure they are aware that they are single. I do not plan to follow this up with any other activities or communications, I am just fucked in the head and it is what I am going to do.

How will you spend the 14th of February this year?

Promise this my last holiday type thread till November 2.

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This is an awesome post because, if for no other reason, it contains the world's longest run on sentence...
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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ChingOwn said:
This year I am not sure if I am going to be a dick hole or a good guy but I am going to drop off $6 a dozen wal mart roses on a three different ladies door step anonymously, this will either get their hopes up and they will be sad, or make them happy, not sure, but they are fat and are single mothers and I feel bad that they are alone, but I dont want to take that on eihter, so I am going to be giving away pity roses, and make sure they are aware that they are single. I do not plan to follow this up with any other activities or communications, I am just fucked in the head and it is what I am going to do.

How will you spend the 14th of February this year?

Promise this my last holiday type thread till November 2.

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if I may offer a simple tidbit of advice...
one of the finest blowjobs I ever got was from a thick single mother...
so ya may wanna wait around a bit to see if those roses are, um, appreciated.
Unless of course you hate blowjobs...
 
vostok

vostok

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the last guy I know tried the old Roses trick is dead

drop the flowers on the door mat

as she picks them up

bang

7.62 to the head, from the distant car

then her current lover leaps from the house

in pursuit of you!

great stats Ching Baby! .. great strats
 
StonedFarmer

StonedFarmer

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Last year I went to a fetish ball rave thingy, with burlesque show, lots of very interesting leather outfits and pretty bumping techno, I left thtat and went to an all ages show. The girl spinning collapsed on stage due to heroins.

I went home and jerked off several times alone while drinking spiked hot chocolates.

this year they have no anti valentines day fetish ball I know of so like, I will probably watch a movie with my cats, light a few candles and puff on some based cocaine with myself.

life is good
 
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