Mailing weed safely

Michiganjesse

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Pro tip
The people sorting your mail at ups don't take a drug test and make $10hr. They sort an avg of 10k packages per city in approximately 4hrs. The trucks getting unloaded are thrown onto a conveyor belt. The workers scan looking for abbreviations to their assigned truck.usually 3 trucks per person and each package car gets ~250 packages. They are breaking a sweat wearing knee braces and doubled up socks..

The people delivering have on avg 80 seconds to locate The package and deliver and drive off..hoping nobody needs a sig and gets chatty. The route is in order on their diaad.

There are no police dogs. No metal detectors.
nothing exciting at all.

If it can't be smelled it will make it . if it's to the same address on a schedule the courier will likely steal it for themselves.
My ddad worked for ups 37 years they bring dogs in. I remember all the stories the Fed's took my dad's truck multiple times right before the house packages were being delivered more than once. And my dad delivered in a very rich area. You don't see it on the news because they work hard to keep the neighborhood looking good.
 

Bbcchance

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Dont mail it just throw it in your carry on and fly it to your friend when you visit, that way you know it made it safe
 

Budzbuddha

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For beans ...

Get Garden seed packs from wherever , 99¢ store , home depot , etc !

Razor the top edge ( very carefully ) , dump veggie shit out , drop beans in.
Use elmers glue and a fine paint brush , line one side of cut with thin glue , press and seal.

Priority mail ( cardboard mailer ) - few packs at time.
Pm or email recipient with " id info - packs "

Perfect for bean trading ...

No searching Deep Web needed ... Lol
Got this from Putin himself.
 

Amy Betty

Member
In most cases the police dogs will be able to sniff it out so it really doesn't matter what you do to cover the smell

The shipper has very little risk, as once dropped in mailbox it's out of sight.....but it's the receiver who takes all risk

First, don't use the person's real name, preferably use the name of a previous person who lived at the address.

Second....tell the person NOT to open it for 48 hours....and if the police knock on the door, you tell them you were going to return to sender as this person no longer lives here
This is extremely smart, I'd advise you not to mail it at all but if you have to, this is the way to do it. Great work ISK!
 

whitebb2727

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Back in early 2000's my buddy came in for a visit and fed ex 4 zips to himself at my address.

Use a food vaccum sealer. The foil smell proof bags work the best. The regular ones work also.

Its not the contents that get people busted. Its handling the package with smell on you.

Vaccum seal it three times. Change rubber gloves each layer and wipe.down with iso alcohol.

I still wouldn't recommend it.
 

chemphlegm

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wrap in in heroin...they never find that shit. thats how illegals are smuggled in ..all wrapped up in heroin, with weapons, bio's, uranium, nukes...geesh, heroin is fucking invisible even.

but dont do the crime if you cant do the time
 
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