Shark Tank

Corso312

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I love this show, yeah yeah I know it's edited from 25 minutes to 4-6 minutes. I have dozens of brilliant ideas, almost no capital to hire patent attorneys or enough desperation ~ hustle to try to get on the TV to reach the best venture capitalists in the world.


I invented the blunt splitter 6 years before ya saw one in every gas station in the hood, I'm not tech savvy but I've got a few great ideas~ inventions..just curious, what should a semi lazy guy with a fair income do with this huge brain and imagination?
 

chemphlegm

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joe land company makes subliminal cd's. You should begin with the Creative Thinking and Self Esteem programs, then Stopping Procrastination and Winners Attitude. that will do it for you I promise
 

tyler.durden

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I love this show, yeah yeah I know it's edited from 25 minutes to 4-6 minutes. I have dozens of brilliant ideas, almost no capital to hire patent attorneys or enough desperation ~ hustle to try to get on the TV to reach the best venture capitalists in the world.


I invented the blunt splitter 6 years before ya saw one in every gas station in the hood, I'm not tech savvy but I've got a few great ideas~ inventions..just curious, what should a semi lazy guy with a fair income do with this huge brain and imagination?
I'm also guilty of loving that show. I think there are a couple of online idea/patent sites that would run with your ideas for a hefty percentage if they were really good. I'm too lazy too even look them up for you, and I basically have no new or innovative ideas. Good luck, bro...

Edit - How'd that hand heal, btw? That was one of the nastiest cuts I've seen here. At least out of the accidental ones...
 
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chemphlegm

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LOL

you're full of suck and fail.

nice, you only troll, nothing more than urine pours out of your mouth here with every burp. wouldnt be so bad if it was your urine, but its mine !!!!!! its fucking awesome living in your stupid little head rent free 24/7 ! you are a real winner! I hope you succeed in every thing you do.
 

chemphlegm

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nice, you only troll, nothing more than urine pours out of your mouth here with every burp. wouldnt be so bad if it was your urine, but its mine !!!!!! its fucking awesome living in your stupid little head rent free 24/7 ! you are a real winner! I hope you succeed in every thing you do.

maybe if you actually offered a useful bit here and there I'd forgive your behavior, but for now you are very much like a romper room attendee. I suspect its some trail off of your lifelong arcade tender career. way to go
 
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WeedFreak78

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Wtf is a blunt splitter? I haven't smoked a blunt in many years, pretty much since I stated smoking good weed, but either a fingernail to crack it open, or a pocket knife, if it's got a small skinning blade, they work great. Don't need a specialized tool.
 
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