cool2burn
Well-Known Member
You are doing it wrong sell his virginity on EBAY that way you get paid to help him!
Should I buy my helper a hooker?
- Thread starter neosapien
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Alexroller
Active Member
If he is actually a virgin...Then i think he would say no to some paid sex...A 22 years old virgin knows this path..and financials are not the reason he didnt chooose it...I think its actually because of lack of confidence...you dont believe in yourself...let along someone having "fun" with you..It would be way better tell people act a lil bit "softly" to him...women actually like shy men...
where are you from?
where are you from?
Jaybodankly
Well-Known Member
This is the setup for a movie I cant think of the name. Guys at work chip-in for a virgin co-worker. hooker and virgin fall in love and they try to leave the rat race with a bunch of drug money. The mob gets involved. Heads up.
Anyhow, better teach him to wrap up his junk or he will be looking for a raise for his new family.
Anyhow, better teach him to wrap up his junk or he will be looking for a raise for his new family.
whitebb2727
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Lol at "the hard way."I would definitely invest in this young man's education. I recommend getting him a hooker at least as hot as this young pro.
CaliSmokes
Well-Known Member
Damn, I'd tell him it's a hooker and let him get warmed up, you don't want to waste cash when he has, "performance issues".
bu$hleaguer
Well-Known Member
Yep. You gotta breed them.
fibba
Member
Yes this is the best way to get in the right frame of mind.take that young man to a strip club get him some lap dances and then get him a girl of the evening. Tell the girls at the club whats up, they'll have fun with him...
neosapien
Well-Known Member
Have some respect. This is serious. Women are not objects that you can just fuck and leave. Hookers are. We are talking about hookers.just find him a fat girl to bang. fat girls are like mopeds fun to ride till your friends find out
Why do you want to know where I'm from? Do you have a sister or mom in "the business"? Discount?
neosapien
Well-Known Member
I don't know, I feel a responsibility to get him the hooker but if he wants to kill it then that's on him. I'm trying to make this an evening thing, not a weekend thing.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Yah quicklime ain't so quick
You need further down the periodic table, like this, to bring it back into evening scale. Better living through nuclear chemistry!
v.s one
Well-Known Member
Don't tell him let him think it was all him. We did this same thing for a coworker before. She wasn't a hooker just an obsessed chick who wanted to fuck my friend.We told him to tell her if she fucks the virgin. He will do her later. She did it with no hesitation. We even had our own office pool going.
tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Bag of sand, lol. "I got friends that fuck guys... in jail..."
Would someone buy me a trimmer? I could like really use one right naow!
Budget Buds
Well-Known Member
yes buy your helper a hooker, a big fat one named bruce
torontoke
Well-Known Member
Your slipping neo
Sensitivity is clouding your ninja training.
Taking your Jedi hooker shopping would be half the fun. The other half would be watching the video over n over laughing at the awkwardness while sharing it with the riu group.
Important life lessons here
They aren't hookers they are porn stars, hooker stings get you arrested porn auditions make memories.
Sensitivity is clouding your ninja training.
Taking your Jedi hooker shopping would be half the fun. The other half would be watching the video over n over laughing at the awkwardness while sharing it with the riu group.
Important life lessons here
They aren't hookers they are porn stars, hooker stings get you arrested porn auditions make memories.
Metasynth
Well-Known Member
You can have me for free
etznabkhan
Member
get a good hooker pay to her and tell her to do it like shes your friend then she can fuck your helper and hes gona feel like he do it alone,feels better and try with a normal girl