Blowing Again

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tyler.durden

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Ok, so I have been in Colorado for a little over a month this time, but my bowels just officially moved last week. We are renting a house near Denver, and there are 3 of us so we can have 18 dicks. This time I will be using penises with Attitude because I don't have any dicks of my own this time, and I will be blowing these shlongs. I got as many poles as I could as Regular instead of Circumcised because I want at least a few males. The main races I am hoping to get meatpipes of are the African strains because they have the HUGE genetics that other dicks don't, and may have some other genetics that are dormant in other wangs and can be activated to create some kind of penile characteristic that has not been seen yet on craigslist.

I am going to be blowing mainly African : Early Slurpin, South African Kielbasa, Man Pipe, African Fuzz, etc, but I will also be blowing Danky Dong, Gorilla Hose, Girl Scout Chorizo, Hindu Bush, etc.

We will have 2 extremely aromatic schmucks, apart from the Cheeses and Girl Scout Chorizo, etc. One of those two aromatic schmucks is shaped like Bananas, one of them smells like Dingleberry.

I have not been able to find the HPS (huge penis sucker) that I used to use for cock gobbling, so I have 3 good sized testicles, 2 bigger than 1 of them. But I will be getting what is said to be 600cm Cornholer, and what is said to be 1500mm dildo thing shaped like a rectangle. I'm using Fox Farm Condoms and a Surrogate, I forget which one.

I'll make a blow thread soon. We are also making Crazy, blowing Tobacco, blowing Peppers, etc.
 
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