How do I get out of a speeding ticket?

53 in a 40 he says. Then slips me a ticket that says 56 in a 40.
$200 fucking dolars? You gotta be kiddin me. Smile, "yeah I'll slow down officer".
I'll see you in court mother fucker.

Maybe I can do community service?
Maybe I can spend a weekend in the pokie? Haha. A smorgasbord for me, oh yes.

So what do I do? I don't have $200.. Might as well be $2,000. I don't have that either.
Can I just give the judge a handy jay and call it a day? Oh whoa is me, poor boy in the desert.

Ask the court to prove you were driving in a dangerous manner. Speed limits are prime fascia. A suggestion according to conditions.

It's why cops won't necessary stop someone doing 75 in a 65. If the whole of the traffic is going the relatively same speed.


Most city police have a 10mph curiosity. It takes in account different cars and the difference in wear.. Your speedometer isn't certified. A 10mph variation can be expected. State cops have a 15 mph courtesy.

The more over those numbers. The stronger the ticket. You went 13mph over the limit. Demand they prove its was unsafe at the time. Express your car is junk. You don't trust it.

Well, since this is coming from you.i have a feeling you missed your opportunity when the ticketing cop was at your side

Courts usually want the $$$. you'll get time to pay it off in little bits..

dux said:

Well, since this is coming from you.i have a feeling you missed your opportunity when the ticketing cop was at your side

Courts usually want the $$$. you'll get time to pay it off in little bits..

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In my experience it's still worth going to court and presenting some type of story, excuse or denial. You might catch a break, cop possibly has a rep for being a dick, or maybe he doesnt come to court. Show up all earnest and respectful and confident.

Hmmm. Sounds like a "fuck you" prove it plea. Think it will work?
I was wondering if I could ask the cop to prove that his radar device had been calibrated because I just know "cough" that I couldn't have been going that fast.

dannyboy602 said:

Hmmm. Sounds like a "fuck you" prove it plea. Think it will work?
I was wondering if I could ask the cop to prove that his radar device had been calibrated because I just know "cough" that I couldn't have been going that fast.

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you do have the right to challenge the calibration of his equipment.

I tried the calibration thing once in this posh lil beach town, five-oh had all these training certs and instrumentation validation reports, they were ready for it!

lokie said:

you do have the right to challenge the calibration of his equipment.

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Do I have the right to see his equipment and maybe recalibrate it? It might put a smile on his face.

Tell em you had to shit really bad

Diabolical666 said:

Tell em you had to shit really bad

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tell em a bee got into your mighty man pump

Just ask the judge if they like art. Maybe he/she needs a dinning room piece!!!!

Heil Tweetler said:

tell em a bee got into your mighty man pump

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More like a scorpion. Or a diamondback. Desert drving is hazardous to your driving skills.

Next time just show him your tits like some girls do. If he doesn't go for it, cry discrimination...

@Finshaggy.

dannyboy602 said:

53 in a 40 he says. Then slips me a ticket that says 56 in a 40.
$200 fucking dolars? You gotta be kiddin me. Smile, "yeah I'll slow down officer".
I'll see you in court mother fucker.

Maybe I can do community service?
Maybe I can spend a weekend in the pokie? Haha. A smorgasbord for me, oh yes.

So what do I do? I don't have $200.. Might as well be $2,000. I don't have that either.
Can I just give the judge a handy jay and call it a day? Oh whoa is me, poor boy in the desert.
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Find out how many miles over the limit you can go before DMV points.

Then insist you were going that fast. Maybe 45-46ish?

Those machines are plus or minus a few MPH. So 56 could be 50-62 maybe? Mention the cop said 53 first.

Also, there's always a chance the cop won't show up. Especially if you had a friend with tire jacks. Call the magistrate's office and try to reschedule once or twice, tell them you're working out of town, you're ill, your mom's ill, whatever works.

I know this isn't much help, but there are traffic lawyers who live for this shit. Of course, they aren't working for $200.

They'll let you make payments.

And, it would help if you knew the magistrate.

In the meantime, play the lotto and daily number.

I've always been able to lower moving violations, tough to get them dropped without a lawyer that wants 4 figures.

dannyboy602 said:

Do I have the right to see his equipment and maybe recalibrate it? It might put a smile on his face.

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You wouldn't have gotten the ticket if you did this in the first place...

dannyboy602 said:

53 in a 40 he says. Then slips me a ticket that says 56 in a 40.
$200 fucking dolars? You gotta be kiddin me. Smile, "yeah I'll slow down officer".
I'll see you in court mother fucker.

Maybe I can do community service?
Maybe I can spend a weekend in the pokie? Haha. A smorgasbord for me, oh yes.

So what do I do? I don't have $200.. Might as well be $2,000. I don't have that either.
Can I just give the judge a handy jay and call it a day? Oh whoa is me, poor boy in the desert.
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I'd open up a glory hole and start charging, at least until you get enough money to pay the ticket. After you raise the money you can start sucking dicks proboner again, Advertise on craigslist.

Didn't read the thread

Suck some cop dick. You will be fine

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mr sunshine said:

I'd open up a glory hole and start charging, at least until you get enough money to pay the ticket. After you raise the money you can start sucking dicks proboner again, Advertise on craigslist.

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mackdx said:

Didn't read the thread

Suck some cop dick. You will be fine

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Done and done.

tangerinegreen555 said:

Find out how many miles over the limit you can go before DMV points.

Then insist you were going that fast. Maybe 45-46ish?

Those machines are plus or minus a few MPH. So 56 could be 50-62 maybe? Mention the cop said 53 first.

Also, there's always a chance the cop won't show up. Especially if you had a friend with tire jacks. Call the magistrate's office and try to reschedule once or twice, tell them you're working out of town, you're ill, your mom's ill, whatever works.

I know this isn't much help, but there are traffic lawyers who live for this shit. Of course, they aren't working for $200.

They'll let you make payments.

And, it would help if you knew the magistrate.

In the meantime, play the lotto and daily number.

I've always been able to lower moving violations, tough to get them dropped without a lawyer that wants 4 figures.

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Great advice. My fam plays the lotto..if they win, I win. Payments are my only hope...maybe they'll let me pay well into 2018 or beyond?