anyone else addicted to american ninja warrior?

tyler.durden

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Wow. Drew Drechsel, like Daniel Gil last week, was the night's ONLY finisher. Impressive, I think he could have done another obstacle or two if he had to. Like I said earlier, this very well could be his year to take it all.

Honorable Mentions -

Kevin Carbone - creative and intelligent designing cool obstacles, and in shape enough to overcome them.
Tyler Gillett - Rookie Jimmy John's driver Tyler Gillett was the first to pass the cubes
JJ Woods first to pass the circuit boards
sean xavier - almost finished, got to the elevator climb
jessie graff - Secured her spot as the next ex-mrs. Durden. I fell in love all over again with her innovative splits between the cubes! She almost finished, as well. Overall the most impressive to me...





 
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tyler.durden

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Good show. Jamie Rahn and Joe Moravsky are two vets, and the night's only finishers. I was very impressed with Jessie Lebreck, who got farther than most of the dudes, including her boyfriend. Sex with her has got to be an event, she would kill me and it would take the coroner several hours to remove the smile from my face. Ms. Beird is a super hottie 5th grade teacher, nice tight little butt. My dick just died, I wonder if she'd let me bury it in there...








SUPER HOTTIES!!!



 

UncleBuck

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Good show. Jamie Rahn and Joe Moravsky are two vets, and the night's only finishers. I was very impressed with Jessie Lebreck, who got farther than most of the dudes, including her boyfriend. Sex with her has got to be an event, she would kill me and it would take the coroner several hours to remove the smile from my face. Ms. Beird is a super hottie 5th grade teacher, nice tight little butt. My dick just died, I wonder if she'd let me bury it in there...








SUPER HOTTIES!!!



moravsky is a trumptard. i trolled him on twitter once.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I managed to watch about five minutes before I went back to Downton Abbey. I'm such a snob. The guys are hot as fuck though.
Last night the Power took my son and we ended up in a McD's around 9pm. The show was on the store screens. I saw this guy with blazing tennis ball green hair and an ohmygawd bod absolutely killling it. He had great supporters - green hair lady and I think a Yorkie with a spot of I-keeel-you green on its head also.
 

dannyboy602

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Last night the Power took my son and we ended up in a McD's around 9pm. The show was on the store screens. I saw this guy with blazing tennis ball green hair and an ohmygawd bod absolutely killling it. He had great supporters - green hair lady and I think a Yorkie with a spot of I-keeel-you green on its head also.
I saw that. Green and gorgeous.
Zomfg I love Downton. Maggie Smith is a gem!
Shes a british national treasure.
 

tyler.durden

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Fucking Trump has to ruin even ANW. Asshole. Before we were so rudely interrupted -

Science ninja, Mitch Vedepo got within a few feet of the finish. Very exciting. Maggi Thorne is a hot mom, and the first woman across crank-it-up. Her husband is nuts for leaving her. Or maybe she's a crazy bitch from hell, what do I know???





You can see clips from last night on this page (but you can also view them on YT) - https://www.nbc.com/american-ninja-warrior

I don't believe anyone finished this course.

When they replay this episode on Sunday night, it will be sans Trumptard. Good stuff...
 
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tyler.durden

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Pretty good show. I think it's ridiculous that Stage 1 of Mt. Midoriyama has 41 finishers, and some city courses had one or none. Let's fucking ease up on the difficulty of the city finals, and put that into the Vegas courses. Can't believe my baby Jessie Graff fell on the very last obstacle :(. This really may be Drew's year, fastest time of the night. Again. Next week's finals are gonna be the shit. Can't wait...
 

mr sunshine

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Fucking Trump has to ruin even ANW. Asshole. Before we were so rudely interrupted -

Science ninja, Mitch Vedepo got within a few feet of the finish. Very exciting. Maggi Thorne is a hot mom, and the first woman across crank-it-up. Her husband is nuts for leaving her. Or maybe she's a crazy bitch from hell, what do I know???





You can see clips from last night on this page (but you can also view them on YT) - https://www.nbc.com/american-ninja-warrior

I don't believe anyone finished this course.

When they replay this episode on Sunday night, it will be sans Trumptard. Good stuff...
I bet she can clinch her ass cheeks hard enough to snap a bbc in half.
 

tyler.durden

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Poor Drew. I really think he would have taken it all if he didn't fuck up his arm like that, which was from TOO MUCH power. Joe did a fantastic job, though, one obstacle away. I really makes me appreciate what Issac and Geoff did a couple years ago, as stage 3 is almost unbeatable. What an entertaining year...


 
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