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  1. zhn0k

    i'm a gangster

  2. zhn0k

    dextroamphetamine makes me jack off in public

    every time i pop a hug mg of dextroamphetamine and take a fat puff of dank, i have the urge and execute walking down the park, pulling my pants down, and and start jacking off my hardest. it's such a turn on. i haven't done it during the day time time, but i'm working on it.
  3. zhn0k

    guess how i am

    nevermind. i don't think it's possible.
  4. zhn0k

    add a pornography sub-forum

    i feel this web-site should have a "pornography" section so it's users can post pictures, share, and discuss of naked women. thank you. -z
  5. zhn0k

    my mouth is bacteria-free.

    my teeth are clean and shine of white heaven and my gums are loaded with salvic joy.
  6. zhn0k

    i fucking love this instrumental

    it's so perfect... it makes me want to pet my kitty kat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AivL9TuCtls
  7. zhn0k

    this pregablin (lyrica) shit is fucking awesome

    i've been recently prescribed a ton of pregabalin (lyrica) and this stuff is having me feeling like i'm a teenager again... i hope tolerance doesn't build too quick... i ended up developing trigeminal neuralgia after some over-grown fat ass fucking samoan that was at least 5 years younger than...
  8. zhn0k

    i like picking fleas

    there's something about picking fleas off my animals and popping 'em on a hard surface with my finger-nail and hearing that, "snap" sound -- along with the bloody-pus that squirts out of it. ...and especially the fat ones that are deeply burrowed in the skin... it really makes my mouth watery!
  9. zhn0k

    i'm eating ice cream

    it's 'thuper delicious.
  10. zhn0k

    buckethead's shredding style

    it's so crisp, clean, and inhumane! ...it's a trip! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5vNYiIntfI
  11. zhn0k

    god damn cat

    i hate when i'm trying to masturbate when i'm on my computer and my cat jumps on the desk walking back & forth meowing non-stop desperately forcing herself to get pet.
  12. zhn0k

    it's a VERY beautiful day outside

    ...so i think i'm going to just stay inside all day in my boxers with no shirt on and browse internet forums and youtube all day.
  13. zhn0k

    time traveling DOES exist

    you have to kill yourself, though. trust me, it works.
  14. zhn0k

    security guard patting you down at a dispensary

    has this happened to anyone else before? i went to a new collective last night and the security guard patted me down when i entered the lounge.. i was actually confused on how to react to that... i've been hitting up collectives for three years now and this was the first time it's happened.
  15. zhn0k

    budtenders with down syndrome

    what are your thoughts on this?
  16. zhn0k

    i'm going to try & not jerk off until 4/20

    wish me luck... this is actually going to be a challenge for me... the urges are just so hard to control.
  17. zhn0k

    wax is the best

    listen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8HBGqbmWQ
  18. zhn0k

    i want ice cream

    i want ice cream, but i'm too lazy to leave my house. wut do.
  19. zhn0k

    first time patient gift

    i really hate spoiled, "patients" that bitch and moan about collectives either not having a first time patient deal or it not being to their, "standards".
  20. zhn0k

    woman farting

    i don't know why this turns me on so much... she has to be hot, though... i know it's narrow-minded of me, butt i don't care. BONER.
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