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Hey now. It turns me on.

I really am so honored! My asshole is puckering.

L WELL he likes when I put things in his ass and doesn't lie about that so why would a rim make him any more gay than that?

Rinse that baby off and let's give it a go. I TAINT JOKING.

Whether you're joking, I am not. Sadly I really live in Ashland, Kentucky. Who would lie about something so sad?

Oh well, I think it was apparent that nonr have been treated because none exist. I lied about being tested. jst had a kid 2 weeks ago, legit, and they make you take pap smears and tests. CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. CLEARED FOR LANDING. SPERM ME UP.

I jacked him and suckef his dick and balls and everything. He just didn't get a sexual thrill or he's lying. Lol

LMAO! and thank you! It's a cute one. (:

Some men like them! I've only given 1...he didn't like it too well.

So, I grow mine outside, but not too far into nature. Like, 20 feet from my house by a really bust intersection. So anyway, my plants aren't close to budding but they're getting their height up. ...and mother fucking deer decide to snack on them like a slim jim. SNAP INTO A POT PLANT...

Not a prude, just not a slut! EMBRACE IT WITH PRIDE. YOU HAVE ME SHAMED.

DAMN. IT ISN'T. You had me thinking like 20+. Like juicy ass gossip was on it's way.

Lol it is what it is!

Really? BJ number for me is 6, 2 being men I didn't sleep with. Are you going to share or leave me curious?

Lol well I can honestly say zero over here.

Lol I don't see you as a prude or inexperienced. I actually wasn't even connecting those. I just was curious about numbers. I used to brag because I thought I had a low number. :( You're right about the caring thing. I can only say I genuinely cared for 1 or 2 men out of all 7. It's sad but 5...

Mine was this: My boyfriend and I lived with his very christian, very strict sister for a couple months. We snuck weed in all the time and only smoked when she went to bed, which included us blowing the smoke out of two conjoined straws out the hole in her screen out her window. Anyway...

Slept with = Vaginal and/or Anal Penetration ONLY. I am 19 and have had 7 sexual partners. Is this high or low in your opinion? Everyone be honesttt. (:

Spank me with your cock LOL JK. I wasn't that bad...I've actually been super good..which is why I was bad... So I took a drug screen and passed it yesterday. So empty fat ass system, right? Well I decided to celebrate with ruining it again. I took 6 hits off decent quality weed...

Need more trolling practice. Just woke up. Feeling rusty.