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They make a pill for that!

Don't forget the stink star date... :)

Oh I feel the lawn one!

You too? Someone better leave town for a week.

That was in fashion when I was a kid. Those fuckers usually had to be pulled out of your foot just like a tack. Hurt like a bitch and bled pretty good.

Yes...stupidity should hurt. Makes you not want to be stupid anymore.

A tumble weave?

Some call that tool "The widow maker" because it has killed many mechanics who fuck it up.

BS...They take your hand in marriage...

And that thing actually clicked. Thats how it worked.

Meth is a hell of a drug...

It's an example of the dangers of inbreeding.

It's fucking great!

You noticed that too?

On the old phones...sometimes you can slam it down hard enough to ring the bell. Felt so good! Almost like winning a prize.

Probably also getting it all down on a body cam.

I always thought the presence of a dick was the giveaway.

Some jobs involve a pre-employment physical. A hernia check by a real doctor means anything hidden in your underwear will be seen.

I was given a waiver in 1986 as I was "honest" and said I tried marijuana once. Had to see three different officers, questions like did I buy or sell, and other questions...Under oath and informed if I lied to them I would be fucked. so there was some hoops back then. Either the Army is seeing...

Spider mites are a bitch, and having a grow spot that you enter repeatedly doesn't help. Those buggers can hitch a ride on anything. Since you have a living area involved, you really can't do a complete scrub down and fogging would probably hurt you more than the bugs.