A Moms Ignorance

MzanziMarijuana

Well-Known Member
Hi everyone, I'm a new member and loving it so far, and I just thought of a memory from when I was still in high school and was about 16 years old.

So I'm on camp at the time (our school went on Bush camp) and I was inside our tent and I get a phone call from my mom right...

She's frantic and shouting at me...

So after about ten minutes of being crapped on, she finally puts the phone down. Now I'm all confused about what's going on, so I call my sister who was there because earlier in the day the family had lunch together (3 brothers and 2 sisters all older than me).

My sister tells me what went down at lunch and here it is:

So my mom starts off explaining how I've always been so creative and made things for all my childhood right. And now at 16 I still haven't changed and I'm still so creative and it's fantastic.

So earlier in the day, my mom was cleaning my room because I was away and found a weird soda bottle with a pen glued to it and stuff.

So my mom whips it out at the table and is busy explaining how amazing I am and that I'm so creative.

Next thing my older bro decides to tell her what it actually is...

So while I was at school, I always had to be sneaky about smoking and couldn't buy a Bing, so I made one (she was right about me being creative ;) ) and forgot to hide it before I went on camp.

So my bro tells her in front of everyone what it is and they are laughing historically (how can a woman of 45 not know what a bong is)

She flips out after everyone leaves because I was the least likely to smoke weed haha. Turns out you cant judge a book by its cover.

She had never seen weed or a bong before....

But now my stepdad and I smoke together and grow together and my mom has actually tried it for herself...

What funny stories do you have from your highschool or school years...?

Happy growing!!
MzanziM
 

dagwood45431

Well-Known Member
Hi everyone, I'm a new member and loving it so far, and I just thought of a memory from when I was still in high school and was about 16 years old.

So I'm on camp at the time (our school went on Bush camp) and I was inside our tent and I get a phone call from my mom right...

She's frantic and shouting at me...

So after about ten minutes of being crapped on, she finally puts the phone down. Now I'm all confused about what's going on, so I call my sister who was there because earlier in the day the family had lunch together (3 brothers and 2 sisters all older than me).

My sister tells me what went down at lunch and here it is:

So my mom starts off explaining how I've always been so creative and made things for all my childhood right. And now at 16 I still haven't changed and I'm still so creative and it's fantastic.

So earlier in the day, my mom was cleaning my room because I was away and found a weird soda bottle with a pen glued to it and stuff.

So my mom whips it out at the table and is busy explaining how amazing I am and that I'm so creative.

Next thing my older bro decides to tell her what it actually is...

So while I was at school, I always had to be sneaky about smoking and couldn't buy a Bing, so I made one (she was right about me being creative ;) ) and forgot to hide it before I went on camp.

So my bro tells her in front of everyone what it is and they are laughing historically (how can a woman of 45 not know what a bong is)

She flips out after everyone leaves because I was the least likely to smoke weed haha. Turns out you cant judge a book by its cover.

She had never seen weed or a bong before....

But now my stepdad and I smoke together and grow together and my mom has actually tried it for herself...

What funny stories do you have from your highschool or school years...?

Happy growing!!
MzanziM
My house was the blaze house for me and my friends and my brothers and their friends when we were teens. Mom and the stepdad partook. We'd hook them up sometimes, and other times, they'd hook us up. What they didn't know was that we were doing a shit ton of other drugs too (blotter was the thing then) so they never could understand why they were the only ones who ever got the munchies while we were hanging out and partying. Good times. Fuck Norman Rockwell -- those were the days, dysfunctional or not. I'd relive those three-to-four years on a continuous loop for the rest of my life if I could.
 

WeedFreak78

Well-Known Member
I think I was around 19. I got home around 2am, totally baked. Noticed my mother's car wasn't there, she did limo driving so that want unusual. As I was getting out of my car, here comes mom up the driveway. Instead of running in the house I wait on the front porch for her. As she comes up the stairs, i pull my keys out to open the door and an OZ falls out of my pocket right at her feet..:oShe picks it up, hands it to me and says you dropped this. I just said "oh yeah" and shoved it in my pocket.

Next morning I was making breakfast when she got up. I figured I'd just bring it up and said " about that bag I dropped". Before I could finish she told me she didn't want to talk and to leave her alone for the morning. I went and asked dad what was up with her and he told me she went out with some old school friends last night. Apparently I was so high and nervous I didn't notice she was pretty lit herself. Thank you alcohol.
 
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