anyone else addicted to american ninja warrior?

i go through withdrawal symptoms when they skip a week.

That show sucks

I liked it when it was Japoneeze better.....plus that albino looking dude freeks me out

Love me some ANW. Last season rocked, I think two or three women scaled that wall. I fantasize that my penis is a rope, and those ladies have to hang from it to overcome an obstacle...

there are a few gyms around denver with warped walls and other ninja obstacles.

i wanna see just how much i am overestimating myself.

Kacy Catanzaro makes toys for Santa Clause...

Yea that's a great show.. I don't think I can do any of the obstacles I never overestimate myself. Besides I'm not a ninja I'm one of the best growers in the world....Top 5 for sure.

I prefer shooting things. For instance, I shot my load in my girls mouth last night. I won the game.

UncleBuck said:

there are a few gyms around denver with warped walls and other ninja obstacles.

i wanna see just how much i am overestimating myself.

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That may be a hard dose of reality, please post pics/video of your ninja adventures. I would never make it up that wall, I'd keep the medical staff really busy. From time to time, they should have funny episodes of fat losers that have NO chance of finishing a course. They could seriously injure themselves while we laugh our asses off...

I bet bucky can get pretty far. I would cheer for him.

tyler.durden said:

That may be a hard dose of reality, please post pics/video of your ninja adventures. I would never make it up that wall, I'd keep the medical staff really busy. From time to time, they should have funny episodes of fat losers that have NO chance of finishing a course. They could seriously injure themselves while we laugh our asses off...

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i could probably do the wall since i'm 6'2''. easily the quintuple steps and one or two others too, but probably none of the upper body ones. i'm in good shape but not good enough for how much i weigh, about 205.

UncleBuck said:

i could probably do the wall since i'm 6'2''. easily the quintuple steps and one or two others too, but probably none of the upper body ones. i'm in good shape but not good enough for how much i weigh, about 205.

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Im sure you would have an awesome fluff story

Next up "UncleBuck" a cannabis advocate and anti bigot from Denver Co. who loves little chickens..

Never miss it. Saw that one guy a couple weeks ago finish in just :58 The climbers seem to do the best.

The wife and I watch it all the time.

The episode where the naked guy steals the other guy's turn was the best.

I been too poor for TV for the last 5 years or so but I remember the Asian ninja warriors back in the day. Way epic

I was actually surprised to see it still on (that summer programming again). Saw the first guy do it with ridiculous ease and figured it was all downhill from there. The guy made the Hamm twins look like amateurs. Turned on Takeshi's Castle instead.

While I am on the subject... Three is this atrocity of a television show called "what would you do?" that engineers awkward social situations in order to test the moral terpitude of innocent people. It is on at the same time as ANW. I would like to follow the producers of this show around and get all up in their orifii for a while.

Just finished Houston's episode of 2 weeks ago. Too bad Kacy Catanzaro went out so soon, that second obstacle of the sliding rail onto the hanging rope has proven to statistically be the most difficult in round 1 in all of ANW history (took out 51 contestants!) Heartbroken at the Black Panther dude's water mis-step, just like last year, and impressed with the opera dude with Michael Bolton hair. Got last week's episode to watch tonight...

Didn't know it was still going on