Best Stoner Stories

OK if i am not looking hard enough then oh well but i have not seen this yet so let try to get some random stoner stories and the best you can get ( one of my fav's is me and my buddy get some nice sticky in time for the new Harold and kumar movie and we find a spot hot box the fuck out of it then drive 5 miles to the theater with the windows still up chillin and when we get there we light up again get lost in some music and then step out to get to the moive and it is just a cloud goes poof and we make our way to the movies in time to see it lol)

ok so lets hear your best one's and when more r up i will tell a few more of mine lol peace

my friends and I got a qauter of afghan kush and went into a pre showing of pineapple express after smoking 5 blunts then after went to a all you can eat chinese buffet but before we got there smoke another 3 blunts of afghan kush after that couldnt really function right for a few hours hahaha