...Confessions thre@d...

I found a blow up doll that they(the parents) claim was a prop for a bachelor party. I tried fucking it, but it was rough on the cock. You'd have to stick globs of petroleum jelly into the slit for that to be fuckable. Might be possible today, my head was way to sensitive at the time. I still take long showers.

mr sunshine said:

My dad found my porno movies in middle school and took them. 2 years later I found them in his closet plus some other ones and took them back.

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it took you two years?

Roger A. Shrubber said:

it took you two years?

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He hid them well.

I was the one that farted in the elevator that one time,.... and that other time as well. Sorry.
SH420

mr sunshine said:

He hid them well.

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I hope you charged him interest and took them all.

i'm the one that donates pumpkin pie filling to food drives...i don't even like it, i just buy it so i can donate it.

I don't peel apart my string cheese. I bite into it like a godless heathen.

Jimmyjonestoo said:

I don't peel apart my string cheese. I bite into it like a godless heathen.

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oh fuck, you HAD to go over the line, didn't you? i'm so disillusioned.....

Putting AOL discs in magazines was my idea...but i swear it was just idle speculation, i didn't know they would put them in ALL of them....

One time I stuck my dick in an asshole and forgot to shower after. I woke up the next day and went to work. When I got home I went to take a piss and realized my entire head was peeling, It smelled like shit...

mr sunshine said:

One time I stuck my dick in an asshole and forgot to shower after. I woke up the next day and went to work. When I got home I went to take a piss and realized my entire head was peeling, It smelled like shit...

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What was his name?

lokie said:

I hope you charged him interest and took them all.

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Hope he washed it before he used it too.

Gary Goodson said:

What was his name?

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i kinda figured it was you, Gary

Gary Goodson said:

What was his name?

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Jesus, he let me in.

LOL

Roger A. Shrubber said:

i kinda figured it was you, Gary

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Now way. I don’t take dicks to the ass, that’s gay.

but mexican sausage in and around your mouth is ok...?

Roger A. Shrubber said:

but mexican sausage in and around your mouth is ok...?

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Yes, literally. It’s called chorizo, smart guy...

Don’t be an idiot, idiot.