Confessions

Jizz clogs the drain, yo.


Just shoot it in an ice tray and freeze for your guests beverages

dangledo said:

Just shoot it in an ice tray and freeze for your guests beverages

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Or for when you're in the mood for a rich and creamy iced coffee!

There is a place in town that will deep fry what ever you bring in...


Semen.

I watch feel good videos sometimes...

I hated my 4 inch fan thing sucked but I ran it for a year straight... Then I found out you're supposed to take the cardboard ring out

I think I'm getting dumber every day

i used to sit in the shower and jack it. The cum would get curd-like from the water and i pissed my family off a few times from it sticking to the floor. I quit doing that because i noticed that if i had to pee afterward there would be this curded cum in my jizzcannon still and it'd take for-eh-ver to finish peeing. (be warned teenagers)

Indagrow said:

I hate cumming in the shower, maybe it's just me but it instantly turns into animal glue.

In other news I picked up a sheet and I confess I'm pumped
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whys there lizard turds all around that sheet

iHearAll said:

whys there lizard turds all around that sheet

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I build that table out of reclaimed wood from a church those are insect holes

Indagrow said:

I build that table out of reclaimed wood from a church those are insect holes

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Blessed insects or one of the Biblical plagues?

Singlemalt said:

Blessed insects or one of the Biblical plagues?

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Just some boring bugs.

Indagrow said:

I build that table out of reclaimed wood from a church those are insect holes

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Thas dope

iHearAll said:

Thas dope

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I got lucky with the wood and got to bust out the welder for the frame

Pushed over out of the way just got another roommate so it's a staging area

I sold a pregnant chick weed

deal with it

I just had 3 gino kids come up to me saying I was scaring a girl inside a house I am waiting for drugs out front of. 4

the 4 follwed me half way down my block, I turned and sna[ed

fuking losers kept saying we ok, we ok

we aint ok

I called my idiot nigga friend and said I am robbing them all tonight

my niggas are here and I am going to go rough them up real stuff

gimme a break what girl? 7

you guys are with smash and trying to rough me up and backed off because certain houses are designated sf kllla

im going to rob so many greek and italian kids tonuggt

lol

Get em'

Indagrow said:

I hated my 4 inch fan thing sucked but I ran it for a year straight... Then I found out you're supposed to take the cardboard ring out

I think I'm getting dumber every day

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Lol

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StonedFarmer said:

I sold a pregnant chick weed

deal with it

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They did studies on that in Jamaica...

No negative affects noted.


It is a study from Jamaica about weed, so...

Grain of salt...

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My feet are easily why my room smells as it doo

I'm glad drowning man fucked up that other confessions thread it was really building some steam