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abandonconflict

abandonconflict

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Activist Judge: Any judge attempting to protect the rights of minorities or the disadvantaged, particularly homosexuals

Alternative Energy Resources: deregulated federal parks, forests and wilderness areas and any other new place to explore for oil

Bible based: Anything in the Bible supporting the right-wing agenda

Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges – especially those sought by God-hating, baby-killing, elitist liberals who loves socialism

Civil Right: The guarantee of equal rights to everyone as embodied in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution (excludes those invoked by gays, women, minorities and the poor and otherwise disadvantaged)

Class Warfare: Any attempt to raise minimum wage or taxes on the wealthy

Energy Independence: the wildlife relocation program

Faith Based Initiative: Payoffs to the Conservative Christian Right

Free Markets: No-bid contracts to Halliburton and other friends of the GOP and Tea Party

Gun Control: Your trigger finger

The Homosexual Agenda: Homosexual exercising free speech; destruction of the planet earth as we know it

Liberal Media Bias: The facts do not fit our narrative

Pro-Family Politician: Any divorced congressman late on child custody payments who is against gay marriage and gay adoption

Pro-Life: The strongly felt belief in the absolute sanctity of human life beginning at conception (or before if you live in Arizona). However, this belief is suspended for the lower class when they reach the age of military service, for abortion doctors, or pinky liberal socialist commies from Kenya (not saying any names…..)

Religious Freedom: The right to spread conservative held literalist Biblical beliefs

The Return to Traditional Values: Restoration of classic beliefs such as public lynching and women’s servitude

Shared Sacrifice: Lower salaries and benefits for the working class and lower taxes for the wealthy

Staying the Course: Doing the same thing over again expecting the same results

Traditional Family Values: Marriage is a man and a woman only, gays cannot adopt, women should be barefoot in the kitchen

Voter Fraud: Any significant voter turnout by minorities, women or the poor

Women’s Reproductive Health Services: A deeply personal medical decision made between a woman and her legislators

http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/
 
Ringsixty

Ringsixty

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I will try to break the code with my Handy Dandy Roger Rabbit decoder ring to figure this one out.

Sorry, couldn't crack the code.:-(

Maybe , if I had one of those Super Duper Secret Squirrel decoder rings.. You know, like the ones all the Far Left carry.
It would make sense.

Oh...well back to the Bong for me.bongsmilie
 
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ChesusRice

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abandonconflict said:
Activist Judge: Any judge attempting to protect the rights of minorities or the disadvantaged, particularly homosexuals

Alternative Energy Resources: deregulated federal parks, forests and wilderness areas and any other new place to explore for oil

Bible based: Anything in the Bible supporting the right-wing agenda

Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges – especially those sought by God-hating, baby-killing, elitist liberals who loves socialism

Civil Right: The guarantee of equal rights to everyone as embodied in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution (excludes those invoked by gays, women, minorities and the poor and otherwise disadvantaged)

Class Warfare: Any attempt to raise minimum wage or taxes on the wealthy

Energy Independence: the wildlife relocation program

Faith Based Initiative: Payoffs to the Conservative Christian Right

Free Markets: No-bid contracts to Halliburton and other friends of the GOP and Tea Party

Gun Control: Your trigger finger

The Homosexual Agenda: Homosexual exercising free speech; destruction of the planet earth as we know it

Liberal Media Bias: The facts do not fit our narrative

Pro-Family Politician: Any divorced congressman late on child custody payments who is against gay marriage and gay adoption

Pro-Life: The strongly felt belief in the absolute sanctity of human life beginning at conception (or before if you live in Arizona). However, this belief is suspended for the lower class when they reach the age of military service, for abortion doctors, or pinky liberal socialist commies from Kenya (not saying any names…..)

Religious Freedom: The right to spread conservative held literalist Biblical beliefs

The Return to Traditional Values: Restoration of classic beliefs such as public lynching and women’s servitude

Shared Sacrifice: Lower salaries and benefits for the working class and lower taxes for the wealthy

Staying the Course: Doing the same thing over again expecting the same results

Traditional Family Values: Marriage is a man and a woman only, gays cannot adopt, women should be barefoot in the kitchen

Voter Fraud: Any significant voter turnout by minorities, women or the poor

Women’s Reproductive Health Services: A deeply personal medical decision made between a woman and her legislators

http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/
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Community Organizer

Why did you leave that one out?
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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abandonconflict said:
Activist Judge: Any judge attempting to protect the rights of minorities or the disadvantaged, particularly homosexuals

Alternative Energy Resources: deregulated federal parks, forests and wilderness areas and any other new place to explore for oil

Bible based: Anything in the Bible supporting the right-wing agenda

Civil Liberties: Unnecessary privileges – especially those sought by God-hating, baby-killing, elitist liberals who loves socialism

Civil Right: The guarantee of equal rights to everyone as embodied in the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution (excludes those invoked by gays, women, minorities and the poor and otherwise disadvantaged)

Class Warfare: Any attempt to raise minimum wage or taxes on the wealthy

Energy Independence: the wildlife relocation program

Faith Based Initiative: Payoffs to the Conservative Christian Right

Free Markets: No-bid contracts to Halliburton and other friends of the GOP and Tea Party

Gun Control: Your trigger finger

The Homosexual Agenda: Homosexual exercising free speech; destruction of the planet earth as we know it

Liberal Media Bias: The facts do not fit our narrative

Pro-Family Politician: Any divorced congressman late on child custody payments who is against gay marriage and gay adoption

Pro-Life: The strongly felt belief in the absolute sanctity of human life beginning at conception (or before if you live in Arizona). However, this belief is suspended for the lower class when they reach the age of military service, for abortion doctors, or pinky liberal socialist commies from Kenya (not saying any names…..)

Religious Freedom: The right to spread conservative held literalist Biblical beliefs

The Return to Traditional Values: Restoration of classic beliefs such as public lynching and women’s servitude

Shared Sacrifice: Lower salaries and benefits for the working class and lower taxes for the wealthy

Staying the Course: Doing the same thing over again expecting the same results

Traditional Family Values: Marriage is a man and a woman only, gays cannot adopt, women should be barefoot in the kitchen

Voter Fraud: Any significant voter turnout by minorities, women or the poor

Women’s Reproductive Health Services: A deeply personal medical decision made between a woman and her legislators

http://samuel-warde.com/2012/07/right-wing-catch-phrases-translated/
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Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Harrekin said:
You should know all about deciphering, given the Golden Tablets and all.
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Why do you all have to keep busting my balls about my faith? I don't talk shit about the sheep you like to bugger or how Guinness tastes like twice warmed over owl piss, do I? No I don't. I don't even mention the fact that your mother was a selkie or your dad a perverted leprechaun! Because I'm sensitive like that.


I don't promote my faith nor do I proselytize. So why you gotta go there? Huh?

Now get on your knees and give some lucky Englishman a blowjob.

Sorry to hear about your tiny Irish shillelagh. I hear it's genetic. ;)
 
Canna Sylvan

Canna Sylvan

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Carne Seca said:
Why do you all have to keep busting my balls about my faith? I don't talk shit about the sheep you like to bugger or how Guinness tastes like twice warmed over owl piss, do I? No I don't. I don't even mention the fact that your mother was a selkie or your dad a perverted leprechaun! Because I'm sensitive like that.


I don't promote my faith nor do I proselytize. So why you gotta go there? Huh?

Now get on your knees and give some lucky Englishman a blowjob.

Sorry to hear about your tiny Irish shillelagh. I hear it's genetic. ;)
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Now that's how you play the game, dude.

I like guinness though, but I like stouts better. A beer needs to be thick like a meal(ok we're not going there, in case you get ideas). Fizzy beers are lame, if I wanted that I'd drink a soda. My absolute favorite beer is the Canadian Asahi. That stuff is silky smooth.

I'll be happy to tell you all about my faith with No God all you want. Ever since I found No God, my life became complete.
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

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Carne Seca said:
Why do you all have to keep busting my balls about my faith? I don't talk shit about the sheep you like to bugger or how Guinness tastes like twice warmed over owl piss, do I? No I don't. I don't even mention the fact that your mother was a selkie or your dad a perverted leprechaun! Because I'm sensitive like that.


I don't promote my faith nor do I proselytize. So why you gotta go there? Huh?

Now get on your knees and give some lucky Englishman a blowjob.

Sorry to hear about your tiny Irish shillelagh. I hear it's genetic. ;)
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Don't get so butt hurt, I take the piss outta all "faiths" equally, because each sky daddy is equally as ridiculous as the last.

Sorry you're overly sensitive bro, Vagisil has been known to help tho.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Harrekin said:
Don't get so butt hurt, I take the piss outta all "faiths" equally, because each sky daddy is equally as ridiculous as the last.

Sorry you're overly sensitive bro, Vagisil has been known to help tho.
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ummm.. I was just titting for tatting. Oh well. Life goes on.
 
canndo

canndo

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Harrekin said:
Oh I recovered from that cancer a LONG time ago.

Critical thinking and all that.

Burning bushes? Sky-Daddies? Talking snakes?

Bullshit.
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It is the "personal god" that gets to me. Somehow it is ok to ask an omniciant, all powerful being to do something for you - if it be his will.

As though he will do it if it is not his will and as though he will be more likely to do it if it is.
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

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canndo said:
It is the "personal god" that gets to me. Somehow it is ok to ask an omniciant, all powerful being to do something for you - if it be his will.

As though he will do it if it is not his will and as though he will be more likely to do it if it is.
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The Bible even has a big cop out.

"God helps those who help themselves".

No he doesn't, the fucking person just helped themselves!

Sorry Carne if it seemed like I was being overly harsh, just Mormonism is a particularly easy one to troll.
 
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