Does the craziness ever stop from California Law Makers?

Balzac89

Balzac89

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It's more about increased poverty which pushes women into prostitution.

You take one sentence out of context and you can make anyone seem ridiculous.
 
Doer

Doer

Well-Known Member
Balzac89 said:
It's more about increased poverty which pushes women into prostitution.

You take one sentence out of context and you can make anyone seem ridiculous.
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Did Bal just say, anyone seems ridiculous? I don't get the context. :)
 
Sand4x105

Sand4x105

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cannabineer said:
Tax their clients' emissions. cn
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They already are...
Take a shower- paid tax on the soap, and shampoo
Turn off lights- don’t want to waste energy that will be at a higher tax rate
Push garage door button-taxed on wasted energy
Get in my electric car-plugged into my electric outlet…Edison Tax [but car came with a $10,000 tax credit-so I can afford it-you paid my tax]
Make a call-Cell phone tax
Get to Hotel-Hotel tax/city tax/county tax
Put on condom-Rubber tax at 7/11
Wait for hooker-watch porno on hotel TV-porn tax
Hooker wants extra $$- tax on fukk cause she had to take a toll road to get to hotel
And that was before I got fukked….
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Sand4x105 said:
They already are...
Take a shower- paid tax on the soap, and shampoo
Turn off lights- don’t want to waste energy that will be at a higher tax rate
Push garage door button-taxed on wasted energy
Get in my electric car-plugged into my electric outlet…Edison Tax [but car came with a $10,000 tax credit-so I can afford it-you paid my tax]
Make a call-Cell phone tax
Get to Hotel-Hotel tax/city tax/county tax
Put on condom-Rubber tax at 7/11
Wait for hooker-watch porno on hotel TV-porn tax
Hooker wants extra $$- tax on fukk cause she had to take a toll road to get to hotel
And that was before I got fukked….
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~sigh~ a lovely pun bludgeoned into a <cough!> thin cream. cn
 
Doer

Doer

Well-Known Member
Sand4x105 said:
They already are...
Take a shower- paid tax on the soap, and shampoo
Turn off lights- don’t want to waste energy that will be at a higher tax rate
Push garage door button-taxed on wasted energy
Get in my electric car-plugged into my electric outlet…Edison Tax [but car came with a $10,000 tax credit-so I can afford it-you paid my tax]
Make a call-Cell phone tax
Get to Hotel-Hotel tax/city tax/county tax
Put on condom-Rubber tax at 7/11
Wait for hooker-watch porno on hotel TV-porn tax
Hooker wants extra $$- tax on fukk cause she had to take a toll road to get to hotel
And that was before I got fukked….
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Yet getting fucked is truly free these days with breath through paper bags. Don't forget the one for the dog, in case he walks in. :) Ya got craigs list.

As for the other stuff, just imagine it was un-Ubtainium. There is no tax for you to pay. You simply are not allowed to have it. Imagine you live in a time when if you knock a roof tile off, Ben Hur you could end up in the salt mines.

At least we can pay tax on the wide flung jewels of wanton gimme under the 9th Amendment. We have and use soap. Not so today, alas, in France. :)

I remember the pictures of the Soviet Union in the worst of places at the very wrong time. No toilet paper, but a long line waiting. That really shook me as a kid. Now I know, that is nothing. It is still better than the Warlords they had for 10,000 years. All that is right around the corner, possibly.

I love to pay tax. I just love the interweb and get stuff sent to the door, all taken care of. Soon you can have robo-girl, for a lot of $$ and hefty TAX. :)
 
Harrekin

Harrekin

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Doer said:
Yet getting fucked is truly free these days with breath through paper bags. Don't forget the one for the dog, in case he walks in. :) Ya got craigs list.

As for the other stuff, just imagine it was un-Ubtainium. There is no tax for you to pay. You simply are not allowed to have it. Imagine you live in a time when if you knock a roof tile off, Ben Hur you could end up in the salt mines.

At least we can pay tax on the wide flung jewels of wanton gimme under the 9th Amendment. We have and use soap. Not so today, alas, in France. :)

I remember the pictures of the Soviet Union in the worst of places at the very wrong time. No toilet paper, but a long line waiting. That really shook me as a kid. Now I know, that is nothing. It is still better than the Warlords they had for 10,000 years. All that is right around the corner, possibly.

I love to pay tax. I just love the interweb and get stuff sent to the door, all taken care of. Soon you can have robo-girl, for a lot of $$ and hefty TAX. :)
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You think Obama ISN'T a warlord?

Lollerskates.
 
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