Don't Let Anyone Have Your Phone

Oldguyrealy

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Woman at Church wanted to see a picture.

I found the picture on my phone and gave it to her. Next thing I know she is flipping through pictures.

Stopped at one.

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Oldguyrealy

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Don't tell me, let me guess: She either found your porn pix and
called your wife, or she found your grow pix and called the DEA?
No she knows who my wife works for and is a neighbor.

Wouldn't do no good to call DEA because I'm legal.

Just our pastor has been really putting down Weed and she seen this.
 

doughper

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Wouldn't do no good to call DEA because I'm legal.
At the DEA/Federal level you're not legal.
I dunno why pastors/religious types put down smoke.
Maybe it's what Mencken calls: “Puritanism: The haunting
fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”

Rastas don't tho. rasta emoji.png
 
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Oldguyrealy

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Had a phone ringing one day. It was another guy's. I was trying to figure out how to answer it and got pictures. Seems he had been sexting with a girl.

Interesting.
 

Oldguyrealy

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Pastor. You want to be a Deacon? You don't know my past.

Look at Paul.

I'm still employed by the Federal Government even though I can no longer do my Job.

Can't hear, lost use of one Arm and got the Cancer stuff.

Asked about it no you let the young guys do it.
 
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