Dressage is so bad ass

Samwell Seed Well

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quick story, old gf, before we were dating, she went to party with friends drunk as shit, walked home with dude, even took a shower with him the next day, all while still intoxicated, when she came out of her black out, she quickly asked him to leave and then started piecing together the night . . . . . . . . she tried to charge the kids with rape, DA wouldnt buy it, was she raped becasue after the fact she decided it was a bad choice . . . . or was she raped because she was blackout out, oh and they were both intoxicated but he was not blacked out?

before we were dating i agreed with her but as our relationship progressed i noticed that when she got drunk she tended to do things that she regretted and she wouldn't stop drinking, or lashing out when emotional, so was she raped or wasnt she . . .idk anymore
 

Dr Kynes

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quick story, old gf, before we were dating, she went to party with friends drunk as shit, walked home with dude, even took a shower with him the next day, all while still intoxicated, when she came out of her black out, she quickly asked him to leave and then started piecing together the night . . . . . . . . she tried to charge the kids with rape, DA wouldnt buy it, was she raped becasue after the fact she decided it was a bad choice . . . . or was she raped because she was blackout out, oh and they were both intoxicated but he was not blacked out?

before we were dating i agreed with her but as our relationship progressed i noticed that when she got drunk she tended to do things that she regretted and she wouldn't stop drinking, or lashing out when emotional, so was she raped or wasnt she . . .idk anymore
doin stupid shit when drunk is a risk of getting drunk. if the same rules applied to dudes as some women demand, then i should be able to sue Jack Daniels for the scars on my face shoulder and neck from the knife fight i got in while drunk (i won, yay me!), i should be able to sue bartles and jaymes for the nasty case of crabs i got in '92, and i should be able to sue jose cuervo for a whole lotta shit i wont even go into right now...

likewise i should be able to prefer criminal charges against the asshole who double dog dared me to jump out of a moving car, the asshole who triple dog dared me to jump a bicycle over a dry creekbed full of cactus, and i should be able to demand satisfaction from the chick who touched my monkey all right then left me blueballed when she realized it was morning already and she was supposed to be at work ten minutes ago...
 

Dr Kynes

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you poor, poor thing. :(
yes, that last one was torture. it was almost ten hours before she came back and finally allowed me to satisfy my heathen lusts upon her heaving bosom. i wasnt sure i would last the whole day without an icepack.
 

ChesusRice

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yes, that last one was torture. it was almost ten hours before she came back and finally allowed me to satisfy my heathen lusts upon her heaving bosom. i wasnt sure i would last the whole day without an icepack.
Anyone hired you for writing comedy yet?
 

Grandpapy

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doin stupid shit when drunk is a risk of getting drunk. if the same rules applied to dudes as some women demand, then i should be able to sue Jack Daniels for the scars on my face shoulder and neck from the knife fight i got in while drunk (i won, yay me!), i should be able to sue bartles and jaymes for the nasty case of crabs i got in '92, and i should be able to sue jose cuervo for a whole lotta shit i wont even go into right now...

likewise i should be able to prefer criminal charges against the asshole who double dog dared me to jump out of a moving car, the asshole who triple dog dared me to jump a bicycle over a dry creekbed full of cactus, and i should be able to demand satisfaction from the chick who touched my monkey all right then left me blueballed when she realized it was morning already and she was supposed to be at work ten minutes ago...
Bartles and James no case there.
 
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