Drug test tomorrow & using someone else urine, have some questions? Help!

I feel like an idiot even having to ask this but I need to pass my drug test tomorrow & I'm pretty unprepared. I'm going to my primary care doctor tomorrow. He uses these cups that come in package. He just hands me it, I go to the bathroom down the hall & you just rip the packaging open. Once you're done, you screw the cap on the cup, take it back to him & find the results out instantly. My urine sample won't be sent to a lab & I don't think the drug kit he uses is very high tech, he literally has drawer full of them & constantly tests tons of people on an everyday basis.

I need to pass this test & I didn't have much time to prepare. I got a small plastic bottle about the size of a hand sanitize bottle like you would see at the travel section at Walmart. This bottle never had anything in it. I also went to my local pet store & bought an adhesive temperature strip to put on on the bottle. Got some of those HotHands Hand Warmers & rubberband just in case. I also picked up an ace bandage & a package of tight underwear. I was going to bandage the bottle under my junk, put the tight underwear on & then my boxer briefs over those.

I tested all this with water at first, I kept it under/next to my junk for about 45 minutes & the temp strip said the bottle was between 90 & 95F. I then did it with my urine & go the same results. I just got my buddies urine & it's in the bottle now, I just have a few ?'s as I've never attempted or done this before.

- It's 10PM EST here, however my appointment isn't until 11AM tomorrow but I'll have to be the office at 10AM. I'll have the bottle on me for over an hour. How should I store the urine tonight, just keep the bottle it in the fridge? I know it can go bad real quick & could effect my drug test.

- What temp does the bottle need to be at when I pour it into the cup? I've seen so many different answers to this, I've hear 90-94F, 90-100F, etc., what is the correct temp I have to work with. Both times I tested today it was between 90-95F.

- When I leave tomorrow around 9:30AM, should I just ace bandage the bottle & keep under my junk until my appointment or is their some other method recommended.

- If their is anything else please let me know...

Thanks guys for the help, much appreciated.

U-pass from a local headshop.

I've tried what you're going to do. Couldn't get the temp right.

fake piss or clean real piss is great. keep it at ~98° oretty easy. i do this or just quit smoking for 2 days evertime i get drug tested..often

why would your primary care be testing you anyway

Get fake pee... Then when your in your car on the way to get tested blast the heater directly onto it.. It will heat up to 98 in seconds. Then proceed to put in between boxers and stomach area.. Done it before many times always pass

JoeySalads said:

Get fake pee... Then when your in your car on the way to get tested blast the heater directly onto it.. It will heat up to 98 in seconds. Then proceed to put in between boxers and stomach area.. Done it before many times always pass

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I already have my buddies pee in a bottle. Why do I need fake pee? Also, I just need to know what temp it needs to be.

i just told you, freakin special over here. it needs to be 98-100° really as low as 95° but by the time they read the cup it will be 94 or below .. that's a fail
yiu can get aquarium style strips to tell temp

qwizoking said:

fake piss or clean real piss is great. keep it at ~98° oretty easy. i do this or just quit smoking for 2 days evertime i get drug tested..often

why would your primary care be testing you anyway

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I have real urine, my buddy helped me out. I actually have it in a bottle right now seal tight, in my fridge lol. It should be good for tomorrow at 11am, right? I'm on a medication and this doctor doesn't allow you to be on other certain meds, sort of a list. The other med I'm taking is a no-no for my doctor. When I put the bottle under my nuts I can get it to like 90-95F and I tried it several times, isn't that good enough? I swear I read somewhere that for drug tests, the urine needs to be between 90 & 100? I do have the HandWarmer from Walmart. The temp strip I put on the bottle goes by 5; 80-85-90-95-100. It won't tell me if its exactly 98 degrees. This isnt Quest or Labcorp, it's not being sent out anywhere.

Edit: Below 94 is a fail? Every forum I've read is wrong then. Also, if you read my OP I have a temp strip on the bottle but it goes by fives, 80.85.90.95.100. I get between 90 and 95 every time.

i can tell you exactly what you need to do as i had to pee clean monthly for several years. You simply need to consume enough H20 before the urine test to dilute your sample. A good rule of thumb is about a gallon of water about 45 minutes before the test. You will know you have achieved success when your urine is 'clear' instead of yellow tinted. Its a lot of water to drink and its not very fun, but it will work 100% of the time.

***any powder or drink mix that claims it will help you pass is bullshit. You will pass, but only because the instructions tell you to drink an insane amount of water alongside the drink mix.

Please for the love of god i hope you read this before you try bringing in someone elses piss this would be so much easier...

If you piss through a wool sock it filters any signs of marijuana out of your urine through the natural fibres. A wise hutterite told me so.

CanBud said:

If you piss through a wool sock it filters any signs of marijuana out of your urine through the natural fibres. A wise hutterite told me so.

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this is a joke, right?

why do you ask...
clear piss is automatic fail as well??
i get tested often in the medical field, unfortunately

lol lol
oh the fuckin drug test... man I have plenty of experience with this!
last time I microwaved my Quick fix too hot and when I gave it for the sample it soard to like 120 degrees.lol.
then she smelled it and told me its too hot and don't smell like urine and made me wait to pee again. The entire crew at the lab stayed overtime till I could pee again. It took about 10 cups of water till I was ready to pee again and an hour and half later... really thought I would never pass but I DID!
drinking all that water worked!!!! so yeah try to stop smoking As soon as you know you need to test and drink as much water as you can prior to the piss test. It worked for me.
The quick fix had worked for me in the past, but not this particular time the temp reading gauge was not working correctly. Benifical to get a thermometer to get a more accurate reading of the fake pee.

qwizoking said:

why do you ask...
clear piss is automatic fail as well??
i get tested often in the medical field, unfortunately

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yeah that would be one of the few scenarios where they might nab you for diluting your sample. ive had to give samples at several different venues and so far none have called me on it. usually you can bank on the test administrator not knowing what to look for or just not giving a shit

TootyMcButtsqueaks said:

Please for the love of god i hope you read this before you try bringing in someone elses piss this would be so much easier...

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I dilute my own dirty urine, drink all the water I wan't I'll just have to take the drug test again again. I have clean piss in my fridge in a bottle (just got today) & on the bottle i have a temp strip (got from pet store). I used water for my 1st test and my dirty urine for my 2nd test. I put the bottle under my junk and wrapped an ace bandage around it. About 40 minutes later the the temp strip said it was anywhere between 90 and 95F. Why wouldn't this work?

Dr.Amber Trichome said:

lol lol
oh the fuckin drug test... man I have plenty of experience with this!
last time I microwaved my Quick fix too hot and when I gave it for the sample it soard to like 120 degrees.lol.
then she smelled it and told me its too hot and don't smell like urine and made me wait to pee again. The entire crew at the lab stayed overtime till I could pee again. It took about 10 cups of water till I was ready to pee again and an hour and half later... really thought I would never pass but I DID!
drinking all that water worked!!!! so yeah try to stop smoking As soon as you know you need to test and drink as much water as you can prior to the piss test. It worked for me.
The quick fix had worked for me in the past, but not this particular time the temp reading gauge was not working correctly. Benifical to get a thermometer to get a more accurate reading of the fake pee.

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I have clean piss in my fridge in a bottle (just got today) & on the bottle I have a temp strip (got from pet store). I used water for my 1st test and my dirty urine for my 2nd test. I put the bottle under my junk and wrapped an ace bandage around it. About 40 minutes later the the temp strip said it was anywhere between 90 and 95F. Why wouldn't this work & be the best method to do? My test is tomorrow, not many options.

Oh and the strip on my bottle goes by 5s, 80-85-90-95-100. When I practiced today, both times the 90 and 95 where lit up mean the temp was somewhere in between 90-95. Maybe in the morning I go buy a cheap thermometer.

not hot enough

qwizoking said:

not hot enough

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So my balls and my own body heat isn't hot enough? Or maybe I didn't keep under my junk long enough? I guess I'll try the hand warmers now, see what happens. And then maybe buy a digi thermometer tomorrow.

correct.
inside your body is roughly 98° below 95 and you fail
microwave then strapped to your thigh in undies whatever



"Urine Specimen Cup. QTY: Urine temperature is the same as your general body temperature of 98.8 degrees Farenheit, however, when it is excreted and put in a container that is at room temperature the urine will maintain a temperature of about 96 degrees F for about 4 minutes."
long enough to judge the specimen

Connoisseurus Rex said:

U-pass from a local headshop.

I've tried what you're going to do. Couldn't get the temp right.

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Used U-pass many times
Also Synthetix5
both worked every time.
Only thing with the synthetic urine is you need it at the right temp. both of them come with temp readers and heating pads.
Goodluck

& just dont look suspicious when u go in relax and they wont know the difference.