Free 3-D glasses with every LP SCHWAGG order.....bring the kids...free balloons this weekend only.

These will be included in your next Lp schwagg delivery....The LP's say these will help them " fleece you " better...er ......arrhh......uh-hum.......They mean " serve you " better....beg my pard.

This man is enjoying his LP meds while being raped...doesn't even feel a tingle in his bum hole......proof positive that LP weed has anesthetizing effects as well. Sleep....sleep....sleep......pilfer.

LP schills abound

they have to offset their lp cost some way 15% reductions for all

Could this be the shit they can't sell to idiots.
Because folks are too smart to fall into the greed river. Look at this LP weed...yum
Right out the schwagg vaults.