Fuck You (or maybe myself)

StonedFarmer

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I stole some of this from another site but I will tag my sources of inspiration.


I felt it would be fun here, and you all are a diff bunch.

have fun and play safe(condoms not necessary)

[For] every 52 minutes spent on the job, workers should be allowed to have 17 minutes off the clock, in order to maximise their productivity,” Ravishly wrote.

“Because you can always grab a coffee or a cigarette instead, masturbation has remained an outre form of getting that added boost you need to power through your work day. However, there are signs that the stigma against fapping at the office might be slipping.

“This year, the company Hot Octopuss debuted ‘masturbation booths’ across New York City to give men a public place to ‘relieve stress’. Instead of reacting with disgust, women wanted to know where their masturbatoriums were. Why should men have all the fun?”

In response to the Time Out masturbation survey, Vice interviewed a number of workers, both men and women, who admitted to the practice.

“Back when I worked a true nine-to-five at a law firm I would look for any reason to escape to the bathroom for 15 minutes to get a break from filing papers,” one worker told Vice. “Jerking off is a really good way to spend 15 minutes, and sometimes it ended up being the highlight of my day.”

Another woman said that she felt justified masturbating at the office after watching The Wolf of Wall Street, in which Matthew McConaughey’s stockbroker character claims he masturbates daily after lunch.

But another woman who said she masturbated as an “act of rebellion” issued a word of caution. “Not because of morals or propriety or whatever, but because masturbation isn’t something you want to do hastily at the same place you hate going to every day,” she said.

source http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/at-work/should-you-masturbate-at-work/news-story/959cd28f7148e9fe037ade937d3a9f67?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=News.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook

and the original thread I stole said info from.

http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/813094-Should-you-masturbate-at-work

I felt we could have fun here like we do there, minus the nudies
 

StonedFarmer

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And if one of you smartasses thinks they will find sf on that forum good fucking luck.


When I was 15 I jerked off in the closet at work close to twice a day teeeheee
 

StonedFarmer

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Well the thread I linked is a 100x better so far

that's my jam tho

I regret bringing this thread here and even linking it but once it is done its done.
meh
 

StonedFarmer

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I've never diddled at work but I'd be down to experiment. For the greater cause, of course

I've screwed at jobs tho.
well,

this has me thinking

what jos did you screw at and the position used?

I am very interested and pictures showing me exactly how are fully expected and respected ?

hehehehe

enjoy the music, im in a real music mood tonight

this guy is cute sing well and the beinning is how i feel " i am a recovering drug addict mim i know you like to hear that"

he died from his addiction which makes it really sad

I will not die
 
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