"Ganga Growing Girls are Hard to FIND"...

Soooo - who has a vagina and is single and likes Guys Who Grow???

OR - who is a big fat slut bag, and has 6 kids, and wants to PRETEND like they are single and BANG a dude who grows?

OR - just bang someone from this forum that would probably be A LOT happier if there was a pretty ladI (or gent) by his side...

Or just someone to suck his dick every now and again...

How's THAT @GroErr?

Feel free to put your DATING SITE PERSONAL ADD HERE!!!!!

Let the passing of INTERNET STD's commence!!!

Fuck - it's going to end up a sausage party in here - I bet...

Holy shit.
I make weed and I like sex.
already married so you will not have to clean the bathroom.
Threesomes mff
Im the m in this scenario.
hmu

Yessica... said:

Fuck - it's going to end up a sausage party in here - I bet...
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lmao, you're a girl of action, quick thread, niiice
But yeah, let's at least keep the sausage pics to PM's, pllllease!

Ok, so I'm a guy with a day job (good start?), can grow awesome weed, parties but not over the top (Sunday's are recovery days), can make a positive situation out of anything, and puts the toilet seat down, need I say more? Oh yeah, I don't send sausage pics, there's something to be said about keeping some things a mystery... and line up is to the right - lmao

So...where the betches at?


Quick - somebody spray some AXE!!!!

Yessica... said:

So...where the betches at?
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Like I said in the other thread, there's probably 10 in Canada, maybe 1 on this site, we could be watching that video for a while - lol

GroErr said:

Like I said in the other thread, there's probably 10 in Canada, maybe 1 on this site, we could be watching that video for a while - lol

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You were about to watch an abusive relationship.

Meta likes to verbally abuse me - BEFORE we bang.

It's so hot!!!!!

Yessica... said:

Wow - you were pretty mean to your LAST girlfriend too!

That's ok - I'M KEEPIN YA!!!

I always feel like I can change a broken man....

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I have a good sense of humor about most things, but don't make light of domestic abuse. I love my girlfriend, and my family. What the fuck is wrong with you??

Seriously Yessica, the idea of banging you disgusts me. You look normal enough, but your personality is the biggest turn off...

Yessica... said:

You were about to watch an abusive relationship.

Meta likes to verbally abuse me - BEFORE we bang.

It's so hot!!!!!

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Please, by all means, continue to paint the picture of me as abusive. Sealing your fate that there is NO chance for friendship between us on this site. Wanna make an enemy on RIU, please proceed with this nonsense.

im British is that ok for the sex,wot wot

Metasynth said:

Please, by all means, continue to paint the picture of me as abusive. Sealing your fate that there is NO chance for friendship between us on this site. Wanna make an enemy on RIU, please proceed with this nonsense.

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I love it too when you play hard to get. God you're so sexy!


And im so Stoned!

Metasynth said:

Please, by all means, continue to paint the picture of me as abusive. Sealing your fate that there is NO chance for friendship between us on this site. Wanna make an enemy on RIU, please proceed with this nonsense.

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Oh camman - lighten up.

Clearly kidding.

I even liked you picture with the gross innards.

You're gonna scare away all the ladies though with pictures like that.

Something pretty and shiny next time please.

Also - I started a thread - and someone put up horror movie real life pics?

Who started the fight? Who did?

Enemy? Get outta here.

I will make it HARD for you to hate me.

See what I did there...get it?

Metasynth said:

Please, by all means, continue to paint the picture of me as abusive. Sealing your fate that there is NO chance for friendship between us on this site. Wanna make an enemy on RIU, please proceed with this nonsense.

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i punch my chick in the tits to get her off , she loves it

Metasynth said:

Seriously Yessica, the idea of banging you disgusts me. You look normal enough, but your personality is the biggest turn off...

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Well then what are you doing here silly? So silly!!!!!!

I think your personality would be good - if you weren't always trying to put other people down. STOP IT!

For real - it's kinda...I don't even know - its weird.

Metasynth said:

I have a good sense of humor about most things, but don't make light of domestic abuse. I love my girlfriend, and my family. What the fuck is wrong with you??

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Everything is funny to me.

THAT is how I end up living my life without CONSTANT ANGER.

You should try it.

If I didn't laugh at the atrocities of the world...I would cry.

I like laughing better!

hmm that went well,,touchy touchy

Well so far we have someone trying to pick a fight with you, an abusive brit male, and one hot GGG who lives in Spain, this is feeling much like Plenty Of Fish - lol

Yessica... said:

Well then what are you doing here silly? So silly!!!!!!

I think your personality would be good - if you weren't always trying to put other people down. STOP IT!

For real - it's kinda...I don't even know - its weird.

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You say "other people", and reference me putting them down. If I recall, it was just you, and I didn't put you down. I voiced my opinion that you repost the same pics and gifs too often in multiple threads. I think the harshest term I personally slung around was "annoying"...

And it's just you. Well, defending my actions from the boy-like "knights in shining armor" that feel as if they need to come to your rescue.

Yessica... said:

Everything is funny to me.

THAT is how I end up living my life without CONSTANT ANGER.

You should try it.

If I didn't laugh at the atrocities of the world...I would cry.

I like laughing better!

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i think you've killed him Hun,, death by insult??