Haven't smoked in 10 days. Can I pass a urinalysis?

I'm 5'9 124lbs and haven't smoked ANYTHING for that whole time. I have an interview on Wednesday for a new job and am wondering if it is enough time to piss clean.
 

SOMEBEECH

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Probly not....depends on how much youve been smoking,Hair follicle........ Noway.
Get some clean piss put in big eye dropper keep in pockett where its real warm and warm
bye friction till time to piss.GL
How i got this Job!
Beech
 

ryan1918

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you shouldn't of smoked, if you smoked a lot it will take at least a month before it cleans out of your system.
 

zack66

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Lot's of water and even more cranberry juice. Chances aren't good but, you never know. You can go to GNC health stores and buy there clean urine kit. About 25 buck. It worked for me a few years back. Or try a head shop they sell piss clean. Good luck and get drinking.
 

SOMEBEECH

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Lot's of water and even more cranberry juice. Chances aren't good but, you never know. You can go to GNC health stores and buy there clean urine kit. About 25 buck. It worked for me a few years back. Or try a head shop they sell piss clean. Good luck and get drinking.
Golden seal i think tht what i did use there pills make sure when you piss its looks like water and has no color.Drink drink and Drink.

Beech
 

kvnbeach

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No bro. If you smoked everday for a year, it would take u a full month to get down probaly to a respectable level. Marijuana has a 7 day half life span. No matter how much water u drink. I reccomend beer. As eventually the pot has to go through ur liver. Get that liver working overtime. Drink light beer too. Hope he doesnt ask for a pee test. I have takin test 14 days after I quit smoking, the counselor accused me of still smoking. I was in a inpatient treatment center called Lakeview for marijuana. Hey my parents put me in ther when I was 19, 25 years ago!

Here's one. This is like 1993. I had to go see my treatment counselor at another treatment facility. This is from a recless driving, the judge ordered me to do treatment, even though I only blew a .078. This was when it was .10. I had my girlfriend's 3 year old daughter pee in a bowl and i used that. The counsler called me to tell me I ahd to come back in, there was something weird about my urine, there is no testosterone. hahahahahaha. I moved to Boise, Idaho! I ended up in and out of Jail for 4 years because of this. I got the reckless for not having my lights on at dusk! Finally I got the charge dropped by a pro-tem judge. He thought it was rediculous that I had to go through all that. Well when the original sentencing judge found out, she called me in for a review and reinstated all original sentencing. I was FUCKED. I got the ticket in 1991, it is now 1995. This ticket cost me 6 months in jail total, one time I was picked up on this as a warrant and I couldnt come up with $250 bail. Finally in 1995, this Judge(Judge Bordlemay) was admitted into Western State Hospital(Insane asylum) and all charges were dismissed. No shit!

I have a lot of stories simular to this. I had probaly 25 tickets before i was 25, hadnt had a ticket since 1995. Cost me $15,000, 1 year in county jail, and I still was ordered by Wa. state Dept. of Licensing to do 60 day of outpatient treatment, just to get my license back. Got my license in 2001 and had my record(class C Felonies) expunged in 2010. Dad said most men spend ther 20's screwing up ther life, ther 30's fixing all the shit they fucked up, and then finally, depending on how bad u fucked up ur life and if u ever learned any lessons, u get to enjoy ur life once u hit ur 40's! Peace
 

VTMi'kmaq

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Hey op hows your fat cell content? bmi the doctors call it right? thc resides in our fat cells so if ya got some extra poundage or dont like to sweat daily id seriously advise at least 30 days vigorous exercise and healthy diet/living you should be fine, in instances like this ALWAYS err on the side of caution.
 

unknown1231

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I'm 5'9 124lbs and haven't smoked ANYTHING for that whole time. I have an interview on Wednesday for a new job and am wondering if it is enough time to piss clean.
no. use substitution method, always works.

Heres how to do it:

Find someone who doesn't smoke who is OK with letting you borrow their pee (male or female, doesn't matter). Have them pee in a cup on the day you're going to take the test. (Often times you don't have to take it the day of the interview, you can go the next day) Buy a 2oz bottle of hand sanitizer and dump it out, wash it thoroughly with water, then leave it to dry completely. Pour the pee into the 2oz hand sanitizer bottle. Now take a tight tube sock and cut off the end where the toes go. Slide the sock up your arm and onto your shoulder. Place the 2oz pee bottle in your arm pit underneath the sock- this will keep the 2oz bottle in place and prevent it from falling. The reason for doing this is to keep the pee at body temperature as the cup you pee in has a temperature gauge on it- so the pee needs to be at roughly 96-99 degrees, if the pee is not body temperature you'll fail on the spot and they'll have you pee again. When you go into the bathroom to take the test simply pour the pee from the 2oz bottle into the test cup. Put the hand sanizter bottle back in your arm pit and thats it.
 
I decided that I am def gonna sub with my wife's urine. She doesn't do drugs or drink so I know it's gonna be clean. I have one question about getting the temp on the cup perfect. I was told that I will have about 3 minutes to give my sample. I have read on another thread that if I pee my own urine in the cup and then quietly pour it out into the toilet then put in the subbed urine the temp on the cup will be perfect. Is this possible? I do know that you CAN pee in the toilet, you just can't flush it.
 

Garden weeds

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well in the UK, if you want to join the army you have to be clean from drugs for 3 months to pass the test, FACT. GW
 
If you have been consuming class A drugs then yes 3 months. As cocaine,ecstacy,heroin or ice can take upto 3 months to leave your system. The question was regarding cannabis. FACT. nyt
 

PopTop

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Walgreens sells a marijunna drug test kit for $17.00, I'm a CDL license holder and get randomly checked, they sell the same test equiptment that the lab uses to test us. If you have no Walgreens check out a pharmacy in your area, I'm assuming they supply it over the counter for parents who want to make sure the kids are no on drugs. They also sell one for cocaine & a one for most consumable drugs. GL
 

ChesusRice

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I'm 5'9 124lbs and haven't smoked ANYTHING for that whole time. I have an interview on Wednesday for a new job and am wondering if it is enough time to piss clean.
yes
You do not have much body fat
and by all means saturate the shit out of yourself with water the day before and the day of your Piss test

And get a walgreens test for a test run before

using your wifes urine will work, but not if you get caught
 

unknown1231

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I decided that I am def gonna sub with my wife's urine. She doesn't do drugs or drink so I know it's gonna be clean. I have one question about getting the temp on the cup perfect. I was told that I will have about 3 minutes to give my sample. I have read on another thread that if I pee my own urine in the cup and then quietly pour it out into the toilet then put in the subbed urine the temp on the cup will be perfect. Is this possible? I do know that you CAN pee in the toilet, you just can't flush it.
Dude, don't put your pee in the test cup at ALL! If you do you risk contamination and then you fail. Put the 2oz pee bottle in a sock in your arm pit, it will keep it at body temperature, I promise! (it will be in your armpit for 20 minutes at least while you drive there and wait to take the test) I've done this several times, no problems. You can pee in the toilet if you want, I peed in the toilet the first time I subbed since I was so paranoid they'd find out- since then I don't even bother peeing in the toilet, just dump the 2oz bottle into their test cup and call it a day.

But seriously DO NOT PEE IN THE TEST CUP WITH YOUR BAD PEE! Armpit method is 100%.
 

Rootsgal

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I'm 5'9 124lbs and haven't smoked ANYTHING for that whole time. I have an interview on Wednesday for a new job and am wondering if it is enough time to piss clean.
I am considered "light" cause I only partake at night. I went after 21 days, and I was clean. DO NOT USE QUEST LAB. Even if your doctor sends you to QUEST, and the paper says QUEST you have the right to go to any lab your insurance takes. They are more cut and dry where the other labs, will give you a negative if your levels fall below their standards.
I got lucky...normally 30 is the norm. Drink lots of water and if you have time, send away for CLEAR SOLUTION. With overnight shipping, I paid $150.00. (this was for a different time) I did not go to QUEST that time either and I passed.
This urine screening is so annoying for me. I am getting my medical MJ card soon. I have a doctor in CT in the program and am #2 on his list. I qualify under (2) categories.
 
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