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Hey! Leave my Australian girlfriend alone!

Discussion in 'Toke N Talk' started by neosapien, Sep 6, 2017.

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    Grandpapy

    Grandpapy Well-Known Member

    I heard you have one for each ocean and sea. Is it true they keep you company when travailing in between continents?
     
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    Rasta Roy

    Rasta Roy Well-Known Member

    It's not as fun as you think it is!
     
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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

    You're not doing it right.
     
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    Rasta Roy

    Rasta Roy Well-Known Member

    I put the flubber nubber in the flim fam and cranked the whoovile doovi, what did I do wrong?
     
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    I'd love to do it wrong with you
     
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    greg nr

    greg nr Well-Known Member

    ahh, but would it be mmw or mww? ;)
     
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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

    Dealers choice.
     
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    bu$hleaguer

    bu$hleaguer Well-Known Member

    I once fucked a dude I thought was a chick. I don't even care. I'm a sexual nihilist, if there's a hole that has hair near it or on it, I'll fuck it.
     
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    greg nr

    greg nr Well-Known Member

    I like the way you roll......
     
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    Indagrow

    Indagrow Well-Known Member

    Mwc

    Man woman carrot
     
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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

    Man woman corn @srh88
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

    corns the way to go... ribbed for her pleasure
     
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    Karah

    Karah Well-Known Member

    Plus, popcorn after.
     
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    srh88

    srh88 Well-Known Member

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    lokie

    lokie Well-Known Member

    This could get interesting .
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

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    In a way, I envy you. I find most people either crazy, ugly or both. Like I would really think twice who I tripped on acid with, as it just accentuates the ugly.

    P.S. fuck popcorn, every time I eat it I get those dry hard skins from the corn stuck in my vocal cords. I keep forgetting that I said I'm never eating it again. Then before I know it grab a handful when my wife makes it.
     
    Last edited: Sep 13, 2017
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    greg nr

    greg nr Well-Known Member

    If your wife made it, how do you know it's popcorn skin? ;)
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Well, she and my daughter eat the shit. I just forget that I don't.
     
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    bu$hleaguer

    bu$hleaguer Well-Known Member


    I hear you but tripping on acid is a 6 hour experience, give or take. Jizzing in a hairy hole is 5 minutes, tops. Then get the fuck outta my house, whore!!!
     
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    neosapien

    neosapien Well-Known Member

    I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much. Cuz when my penis slides in and out of vaginas and mouths its pretty fun. So when my penis slides in and out of 2 vaginas and 2 mouths I imagine it to be double the fun. Kinda like that Double Mint gum commercial. But I'd be banging those 2 Double mint gum twins instead of chewing their shitty gum.
     

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