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Hey old farts..how many over 50 yrs?

Discussion in 'General Marijuana Growing' started by Coho, Jul 7, 2012.

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    lilroach

    lilroach Well-Known Member

    I turn 62 this year. Been smoking weed 47 years and it hasn't affected me at all.

    I turn 62 this year. Been smoking weed 47 years and it hasn't affected me at all.

    I turn 62 this year. Been smoking weed 47 years and it hasn't affected me at all.
     
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    haight

    haight Well-Known Member

    That's what happens when you get towards the end of your 60s. You start attending your friends funerals and wonder when it'll be your turn. 74 and there ain't much more.
     
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    Budley Doright

    Budley Doright Well-Known Member

    True that brother! It crept up fast :(.
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member

    Maybe for you, not for me.

    You see, I believe that we are all born to complete a set number of task before we die, and I'm so far behind schedule I'm going to live forever.
     
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    bazoomer

    bazoomer Well-Known Member

    Quick question as an old timer......is it ok to empty your colostomy bag into your pots ?
     
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    bazoomer

    bazoomer Well-Known Member

    We worked 9days a week down pit ! , lived by side of canal in a crisp bag ,when it were cold we used to huddle round candle, & when it were REALY cold ,we used to light candle !!! .....you don't know ya born these days !!!
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member


    A candle? A FOOKING CANDLE? You were LUCKY.

    We didn't even have a hole in the road to live in, and when it was cold our dad would set fire to us to keep warm before sending us out to work 35 hours a day digging the pit for you buggers to work in.

    And it were bloody luxury, kids nowadays just don't know whats good for them
     
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    lilroach

    lilroach Well-Known Member

    The only toy I had as a kid was a stick and a rock.....and damn happy I had those.

    I miss that rock.
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member

    We couldn't afford rocks, all I had was pebble that had to be shared with the whole family.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    we lived in a lake, and were lucky to have it. our da would wake us up at 3:30, half an hour before we went to bed, feed us a lump of cold poison, and off to work at mill, where we paid mill owner for the privilege of working. then home, to clean the lake with our tongues, then da would slice us all in half with a dull bread knife.
    But try to tell that to kids these days, and they just won't believe you
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member

    Where would we be without Monty Python. Without them we wouldn't have known that Australian philosophy professors were all called Bruce, or that René Descartes was a drunken fart (He really said "I drink, therefore I am") and that Socrates was a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed, or that life will be fine if we both 69.

    Kids nowadays think they know it all, but they know eff all...
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse
    When you're chewing on life's gristle
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of life

    Always look on the light side of life


    If life seems jolly rotten
    There's something you've forgotten
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
    When you're feeling in the dumps
    Don't be silly chumps
    Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of life

    Come on
    Always look on the right side of life


    For life is quite absurd
    And death's the final word
    You must always face the curtain with a bow
    Forget about your sin
    Give the audience a grin
    Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow


    So always look on the bright side of death

    A-Just before you draw your terminal breath


    Life's a piece of shit
    When you look at it

    Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
    You'll see it's all a show
    Keep 'em laughin as you go

    Just remember that the last laugh is on you

    And...
    Always look on the bright side of life

    Always look on the right side of life

    Always look on the bright side of life
    Always look on the bright side of life

    (Worse things happen at sea you know)

    (I mean - what have you got to lose?
    You know, you come from nothing
    - you're going back to nothing
    What have you lost? Nothing)

    Always look on the right side (I mean) of life

    (What have you got to lose?
    You know, you come from nothing
    - you're going back to nothing
    What have you lost?)

    Always (nothing!) look on the right side of life

    (Nothing will come from nothing, ya know what they say
    Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
    There ya go, see!)

    Always look on the right side of life...
    (Cheer up ya old bugger)
    (C'mon give us a grin!)
    (There ya go, see!
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    quite literally, some of the best advice i've ever gotten from anyone ^
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member


    FWEE WODEWICK!!
     
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    bazoomer

    bazoomer Well-Known Member

    FWEE BWIAN !!!
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member

    Why? It's not like he's the Messiah or something...
     
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    lilroach

    lilroach Well-Known Member

    Life of Brian......loved that movie.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    I say, those are my juniper bushes. They're all I've bloody got to eat. Uhm. I say, get off those bushes! Go on! Clear off, the lot of you. Go on.
     
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    Fubard

    Fubard Active Member

    Stop that right now, you're just being silly.
     
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    Roger A. Shrubber

    Roger A. Shrubber Well-Known Member

    your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries, now, go away, or i shall taunt you a second time!
     
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