How do you I grow marijuana

Any input is greatly appreciated

I was smoking some marijuana the other day and it occured to me that I would like to smoke it as much as possible! Since it is a plant I figured I should try growing it. Does anybody know how exactly one would go about growing Cannabis?

Growing cannabis? Never heard of such a thing, but smoking to much of it causes anal warts in the south american dung beetle.

MynamewouldbeJosh420 said:

Any input is greatly appreciated

I was smoking some marijuana the other day and it occured to me that I would like to smoke it as much as possible! Since it is a plant I figured I should try growing it. Does anybody know how exactly one would go about growing Cannabis?

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The best way to grow it is just on the front lawn of your home,try to center it between the sidewalk and the front porch.Order a backhoe to dig a good size hole and have a dump truck fill the hole with nursery soil...than buy a fresh seed of marijuana on the internet and plant that baby...

I remember my first joint........

Dump a bunch of potting soil in your bathtub, drop some seeds in there and turn the shower on for a few seconds. Leave the light on in there and boom in a few weeks you will have a few pounds for sure.

You are on the right site to learn.
Time to start reading my friend - the answer to every question you could possibly have at this stage is right here.

MynamewouldbeJosh420 said:

Any input is greatly appreciated

I was smoking some marijuana the other day and it occured to me that I would like to smoke it as much as possible! Since it is a plant I figured I should try growing it. Does anybody know how exactly one would go about growing Cannabis?

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read...research as much as you can...least the basics before starting...here is a few vids for you to watch and learn from...
https://www.rollitup.org/t/grow-videos.499298/

MynamewouldbeJosh420 said:

Any input is greatly appreciated

I was smoking some marijuana the other day and it occured to me that I would like to smoke it as much as possible! Since it is a plant I figured I should try growing it. Does anybody know how exactly one would go about growing Cannabis?

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It grows in dirt

There are a lot of great posts here that teach you.
I don't want to sound acidic but can't you f-ing read? I mean on top of this forum there's a thread called 101 Already Asked Questions. Start with that.
After post here your plant and people will tell you if you're doing great or badly. But don't ask "How do I grow weed" when there's already 1000 posts here teaching you just that.

If you didn't figure it out guys this guy is a complete troll and most likely a 13 year old kid. Mods can you get rid of this garbage.

westcoast420 said:

If you didn't figure it out guys this guy is a complete troll and most likely a 13 year old kid. Mods can you get rid of this garbage.

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It's not even a good troll thread. Clamping vice grips to my testes would've been more entertaining than this, how about a little effort next time, some imagination.

Considering the title reads : " How do you I grow marijuana "

You may have bigger problems

Budzbuddha said:

Considering the title reads : " How do you I grow marijuana "

You may have bigger problems

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I was slightly stoned when I wrote this, I would like to smoke as much of the stuff as possible between now and the next time I die, so I am really gonna work on doin me some learnin

Nobody knows for sure how I grow it only how they grow it. But how do you grow it?

if any serious newbies are viewing this thread http://www.growweedeasy.com/basics

How would you grow it?
I posted a link to videos for you...guess you missed it

mauricem00 said:

if any serious newbies are viewing this thread http://www.growweedeasy.com/basics

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Great site!

Also Jorge Cervantes grow guide, and his books, as well as books by Ed Rosinthol, Mel Brooks

I don't know how to grow plants. I let them grow themselves and tell me what they need

mauricem00 said:

I don't know how to grow plants. I let them grow themselves and tell me what they need

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Would you let it grow in say coco, or maybe organic compost, FFOF, Promix, Hydroponics, Aeroponics?