I am so fucked!!!!

SamTheMan

Active Member
I ordered a pack of seeds from doctor chronic around april 30th, the doc received it and dispatched it on May 11th.

I had read on here to put the name of the previous owner of the house your in as your name on the order. That way if it got caught by customs, i would be alright. Well I'm 19, living with my parents in a house we are renting. The owner of the house is renting it through a real estate company and for 6 months now we havent even spoke to the guy, if something is wrong the real estate company is the middle man. So when I ordered from doc, we were still getting the owners mail and at the last minute decided to put down his name. Well a week ago somthing happened and i met the guy and he is cool and everything,(not a dick like the neighbors said) and very religious.
Well today I received a letter adressed to:
Chuck Norris, or Current resident.
the name chuck norris was crossed out in pen. I live in a big city and had a different mailman this week btw. So today I asked my mother why his name would be crossed out and she said that about a week ago the mailman put a note on our mailbox that said to deliver to our name only. So if his mail was recieved they wouldn't put it in our mailbox, they would take it back to the post office and ship it to his address 300 miles away. I just took the card that said to deliver to our lastname only out of the mailbox, and i don't know what else to do. Apparently the owner is comming back here in a week and I have to be home to help him with this thing, since my parents wont be here.

I read on here the average time for the docs seeds to be recieved is 8 days. Which means they should have been here already, what should I do! I regretted putting his name down the second after I sent it, but I overanalyze things alot and told myself that everything would be alright. I wasn't planning on growing in this house, but my parents know I bought somthing dealing with gardening. They know I'm an advocate of marijuana as well and have been suspicious. Man I'm freaking out baaaaaadd, I'm totally fucked aint I?
Ahhhhh:spew: :spew: :spew: :spew:
 

SamTheMan

Active Member
the doc sends them in the breeder packs right so it would have a marijuana leaf on it? I've never ordered seeds before.
 

midgradeindasouth

Well-Known Member
Ask him if he received any mail that was not for him.

I hate to say it but I would personally tell them the seeds were crushed and have them resend it to same address.
I would also see if they would put it in someone elses name.
Like a permanant house quest for example.
 

SamTheMan

Active Member
sorry I wasn't really clear about that part. I put down his actual name not chuck norris, I just used that for security reasons.
 

VirginHarvester

Well-Known Member
Just to chime in. If he has them in his possession, the more you ask about it or try to find out about any mail he's received, the more it might dawn on someone that you used his name. If you cannot retrieve the package from the mail there's no sense in asking him about mail he's received. They'll likely just think it is a very strange situation but hopefully not contact the seed company to find out when or where it was ordered from.

How you get another shipment to you is anyone's guess. I can't think of how I would do it.
 

SamTheMan

Active Member
I hope thats the case man, that he thinks its just a weird occurance. But it would show on the envelope that it was shipped to this address first and then routed to his. As for ordering more or asking for a resend, I'm way to paranoid to do that now. Even if I don't hear anything about it from him, I don't think I have the balls.
 

midgradeindasouth

Well-Known Member
Call Him from a private number and tell him that the package got shipped to the wrong location.
Tell him to leave it at your house and that a carrier will pick it up.
 

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
why would you use an old owners name that has to be about themost retarde thing ever lol.When you move you fill out a change of mail,ing address and anything with that name to the old address gets auto forwarded to the new listed address geeezz.You use a bogus name not a real name.Joihn smith is fine come on lets think a bout things before we do.You lost your seeds let them go and chalk it up to a leason learned.You ll have to buy again
 

SamTheMan

Active Member
lol are you serious midgrade. I guess if he asks me about it I could say, "maybe there is another Chuck Norris that lives in the city and it was sent to this address by mistake".
 

SamTheMan

Active Member
you would be correct filthyfletch except the post office routes the mail only for a year on a change of address. after that the postoffice assumes that you have let everyone know your new address. The owner hasn't lived in this house for a few years. I agree though it was a pretty dipshit thing to do. I read it on more than one thread on here back in april though, and a few people agreed to do it.
 

SmokerE

Well-Known Member
I wouldn't sweat it. What's done is done. Just play stupid if anyone asks. I'm sure he's not going to confront anyone about it if he actually does receive them.
 

SamTheMan

Active Member
Can someone tell me if it has "Oh yeah!" anywhere on the letter, or can someone pm me thats ordered from them. I'm freaking out guys...
I really hope that customs got them or they are still on their way.:spew:
 
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