I am the least racist person there is

Heil Tweetler

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I am the least racist person there is

I've always had a good relationship with Blacks
I remained strong for Tiger Woods during his difficult period
Oprah, I love Oprah. Oprah would always be my first choice
Kanye West - I love him
I think Eminem is fantastic, and most people think I wouldn't like Eminem
And did you know my name is in more black songs than any other name in hip-hop?
You are the racist not I

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
By Robert Sears
 
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_gresh_

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I am the least racist person there is

I've always had a good relationship with Blacks
I remained strong for Tiger Woods during his difficult period
Oprah, I love Oprah. Oprah would always be my first choice
Kanye West - I love him
I think Eminem is fantastic, and most people think I wouldn't like Eminem
And did you know my name is in more black songs than any other name in hip-hop?
You are the racist not I

The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
By Robert Sears
I have like 12 black friends. How could I be racist?

I once bought a burrito from a taco truck and I didn't even insult them about their heritage. Not racist.

I once shared a joint with a Mexican guy. Just because White people roll better joints better doesn't mean I'm racist.

I let a black guy sell me cigarettes once. I'm not racist! You're racist!

I watched an entire episode of "Queer eye for the straight guy" once. I am not a homophobe.
 

Moldy

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Well, I guess it's time for me to admit that I'm racist. I get mad when an Asian wins in an American golf tournament. I don't like foreigners excelling at basket ball or football so yeah, I guess I'm a racist. But I don't believe in American exceptionalism or that white is the best color to be. No one color of anyone makes a bit of difference.

I am really a bigot when it come to orange fuck heads though. You know the one P.O.S. I'm talking about.
 

_gresh_

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Well, I guess it's time for me to admit that I'm racist. I get mad when an Asian wins in an American golf tournament. I don't like foreigners excelling at basket ball or football so yeah, I guess I'm a racist. But I don't believe in American exceptionalism or that white is the best color to be. No one color of anyone makes a bit of difference.

I am really a bigot when it come to orange fuck heads though. You know the one P.O.S. I'm talking about.
You are my favorite sort of racist. Have a beer on me.
 

NinjaMaster

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I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

*I sincerely hope this is a mixed group of people and not just a bunch of white dudes posting all this shit. otherwise we are fucking racist cunts.
 

_gresh_

Well-Known Member
I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

*I sincerely hope this is a mixed group of people and not just a bunch of white dudes posting all this shit. otherwise we are fucking racist cunts.
That's a hope that I can get behind. Shall we drink to that? Well I will.
 

dagwood45431

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I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.
Congrats! You're a misanthrope! Sometimes, I wonder if I am too. Anyhoo -- I don't have anything against misanthropes, so no insult intended. Misanthropes are miles above racists. Not even in the same ballpark. Institutionalized misanthropy is NOT even a thing.
 
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