If You Were President

TheDemocrat said:

I would give every tax paying citizen a free membership to the jelly of the month club.

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But your a democrat, shouldn't you be promising the moon?

I would do as little as humanly possible, but one thing that never ceases to irritate the shit out of me is taking away someone's right to vote - so I'd restore federal voting rights to everyone convicted of a felony, no questions asked and no exceptions.

Then I'd kick back at Camp David for the rest of my term.

Or better yet order the Federal Reserve to print me 5 trillion bucks.
Give it to scientists to build me a Big space ship.
That can go faster then light
and leave all you suckers on this stupid rock with all the socialists.

Bye Bye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtmrGQkRUZ0

roflmao.....