I'm sick from smoking some contaminant in my BHO

Metasynth

Metasynth

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Guys...I know its hard to take this guy seriously, but let me share a little story with you, that culminated with me going to 3 different doctors today. It all started three days ago when I purged my last batch of BHO. Now, I'll start off by saying that I blast material that I grew, so I know it's free from contaminants. Also, I purge the shit outta my stuff via vacuum, and it contains no butane. So...No butane, no contaminants...Well, three days ago, I started dabbing this latest batch with no signs of anything abnormal. I usually just dab in the evenings on days which I work, and I worked on Saturday and Sunday, so I was mostly dabbing at night, and last night I smoked more dabs that I ever have in one night...Thats how I know it was the BHO. cause I didn't do anything different or eat anything that night, and after all those dabs, my belly already hurt a little...I just thought it was from coughing a bunch. I didn't notice anything abnormal until this morning, but when I woke up, my abdomen was swollen to twice it's normal size, and I had considerable pressure. Naturally, I'm freaking out. I mean, I'm generally a pretty healthy guy, so this was WAY out of the norm for me. As soon as I woke up, I called in to see my regular doctor, and told them my problem. They told me on the phone to go straight to the hospital when I described my symptoms. So by this point, I've noticed the pressure is getting greater and I'm starting to get short of breath. I'm really freaking out, and my girlfriend can hardly get it together enough to drive me to the hospital. Well, I live in a slightly rural area, and as we're driving down the mountain the pressure has reached a point where I am practically having to straighten my back as stiff as a board to try to alleviate some of the pain from by distended belly, and finally I just tell my gf to call 911. So the ambulance comes, they get me to the hospital, and the admitting doctor takes one look at my belly and his eyes get as big as saucers. By this point, i'm sweating profusely and vomiting. So, thats doctor number 1. They take me to a room and another doctor comes in, takes a look, and walks back out...Doctor number 2. He comes back in like 15 minutes later with Doctor number 3, and a tray full of medical instruments. The shove this bendy camera up my ass, and after a few minutes of nothing, they pull it out...And as they pull it out, I swear, I shit out a golden egg the size of a grapefruit...Now I'm rich, biotch!
 
charface

charface

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Metasynth said:
Guys...I know its hard to take this guy seriously, but let me share a little story with you, that culminated with me going to 3 different doctors today. It all started three days ago when I purged my last batch of BHO. Now, I'll start off by saying that I blast material that I grew, so I know it's free from contaminants. Also, I purge the shit outta my stuff via vacuum, and it contains no butane. So...No butane, no contaminants...Well, three days ago, I started dabbing this latest batch with no signs of anything abnormal. I usually just dab in the evenings on days which I work, and I worked on Saturday and Sunday, so I was mostly dabbing at night, and last night I smoked more dabs that I ever have in one night...Thats how I know it was the BHO. cause I didn't do anything different or eat anything that night, and after all those dabs, my belly already hurt a little...I just thought it was from coughing a bunch. I didn't notice anything abnormal until this morning, but when I woke up, my abdomen was swollen to twice it's normal size, and I had considerable pressure. Naturally, I'm freaking out. I mean, I'm generally a pretty healthy guy, so this was WAY out of the norm for me. As soon as I woke up, I called in to see my regular doctor, and told them my problem. They told me on the phone to go straight to the hospital when I described my symptoms. So by this point, I've noticed the pressure is getting greater and I'm starting to get short of breath. I'm really freaking out, and my girlfriend can hardly get it together enough to drive me to the hospital. Well, I live in a slightly rural area, and as we're driving down the mountain the pressure has reached a point where I am practically having to straighten my back as stiff as a board to try to alleviate some of the pain from by distended belly, and finally I just tell my gf to call 911. So the ambulance comes, they get me to the hospital, and the admitting doctor takes one look at my belly and his eyes get as big as saucers. By this point, i'm sweating profusely and vomiting. So, thats doctor number 1. They take me to a room and another doctor comes in, takes a look, and walks back out...Doctor number 2. He comes back in like 15 minutes later with Doctor number 3, and a tray full of medical instruments. The shove this bendy camera up my ass, and after a few minutes of nothing, they pull it out...And as they pull it out, I swear, I shit out a golden egg the size of a grapefruit...Now I'm rich, biotch!
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You mother fucker.
:):)
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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Metasynth said:
Guys...I know its hard to take this guy seriously, but let me share a little story with you, that culminated with me going to 3 different doctors today. It all started three days ago when I purged my last batch of BHO. Now, I'll start off by saying that I blast material that I grew, so I know it's free from contaminants. Also, I purge the shit outta my stuff via vacuum, and it contains no butane. So...No butane, no contaminants...Well, three days ago, I started dabbing this latest batch with no signs of anything abnormal. I usually just dab in the evenings on days which I work, and I worked on Saturday and Sunday, so I was mostly dabbing at night, and last night I smoked more dabs that I ever have in one night...Thats how I know it was the BHO. cause I didn't do anything different or eat anything that night, and after all those dabs, my belly already hurt a little...I just thought it was from coughing a bunch. I didn't notice anything abnormal until this morning, but when I woke up, my abdomen was swollen to twice it's normal size, and I had considerable pressure. Naturally, I'm freaking out. I mean, I'm generally a pretty healthy guy, so this was WAY out of the norm for me. As soon as I woke up, I called in to see my regular doctor, and told them my problem. They told me on the phone to go straight to the hospital when I described my symptoms. So by this point, I've noticed the pressure is getting greater and I'm starting to get short of breath. I'm really freaking out, and my girlfriend can hardly get it together enough to drive me to the hospital. Well, I live in a slightly rural area, and as we're driving down the mountain the pressure has reached a point where I am practically having to straighten my back as stiff as a board to try to alleviate some of the pain from by distended belly, and finally I just tell my gf to call 911. So the ambulance comes, they get me to the hospital, and the admitting doctor takes one look at my belly and his eyes get as big as saucers. By this point, i'm sweating profusely and vomiting. So, thats doctor number 1. They take me to a room and another doctor comes in, takes a look, and walks back out...Doctor number 2. He comes back in like 15 minutes later with Doctor number 3, and a tray full of medical instruments. The shove this bendy camera up my ass, and after a few minutes of nothing, they pull it out...And as they pull it out, I swear, I shit out a golden egg the size of a grapefruit...Now I'm rich, biotch!
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That was funny.
Glad I read it.
 
Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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Oh yeah,
and why would a young man in perfect health want to be dabbing those big chunks?
Enough to get me stoned for months.

Just a lie.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Haha...pea sized dabs...Kids these days. lol...So much excess...What ever happened to taking like 10 itsy bitsy dabs in a row, and holding them hits in?

Nope, gimme a golf ball dab, cause I love coughing till my lungs hit the floor.
 
charface

charface

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Metasynth said:
Yeah, I dunno...to each their own, I suppose. But I prefer chilling with my rig and taking a bunch of little dabs that don't get me coughing.
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You can tell how high you are by the shit to blood ratio in yer shorts.

My mom says I get almost as high as grandpa.


They call me Bruce
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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charface said:
You can tell how high you are by the shit to blood ratio in yer shorts.

My mom says I get almost as high as grandpa.


They call me Bruce
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After that medical incident, I've been shitting more than my fair share of blood....





They call me Ishmael
 
SnapsProvolone

SnapsProvolone

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charface said:
Never say never.
I'm off to rustle up some Ugandan
escorts. This place is lousy with'em

They call me Gonad the Ballbearing
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Lol. Get your Mumbai escorts. .. Indian spambots. I wonder if they ever get any suckers from this site.

If anyone out there has been making that call you probably need to see a doctor/s.
 
charface

charface

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SnapsProvolone said:
Lol. Get your Mumbai escorts. .. Indian spambots. I wonder if they ever get any suckers from this site.

If anyone out there has been making that call you probably need to see a doctor/s.
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I wonder about group rates.
We could fly them in and do experiments
and sex stuff.
 
SnapsProvolone

SnapsProvolone

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charface said:
I wonder about group rates.
We could fly them in and do experiments
and sex stuff.
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Shit we would split them in half like a log splitter. But yeah sounds like fun. Gonna need shots and a lot of rubbers.

Just gotta run this past my wife... :(

I bet they need money up front. Probably sent via their Nigerian bank account.
 
J

JointOperation

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lol.. thats not butane bro.. thats contaminated buds.. powdery milder .. or pesticides sprayed on buds.. or they salvaged bud rot buds.. it could of been SMOKER ERROR... my wifes best friend is a registered nurse.. and shes only seen 1 case that was actually related to butane.. and it was because the kid super heated his nail.. and took a fat rip of some barely purged bho he made himself.. and it was so hot of vapors that it had a bad reaction and closed his throat and he almost died.. but like the Doctor said.. if he would of inhaled any vapors that hot.. it would have done the exact same thing.. hes seen it happen from someone accidentally inhaling hot coffee..

but gotta remember u could have gotten shit made with a POISON SOLVENT.. or moldy./poisonous materials.. make poisons.. its sad.. but its happening.. a grower i know just sold 3 ozs of powdery mildew buds made into bho. came out looking great.. but i wouldnt smoke it .. even if he winterized it and put it threw a micron syringe.. i wouldnt touch it.. but he didnt even do that. and sold it.
 
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Dontdodabs

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Hey everyone yup I'm bullshiting don't listen to a word I say. If u guys were real and actually cared u would understand. But no u don't believe me . Whatever I'm not here to make u believ I'm here to help out people who are new and don't know that things could be in them. U guys are annoying and pathetic to joke about someone's life. I it were u in this situation u would want help not people bullshiting and not caring.
 
charface

charface

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Dontdodabs said:
Hey everyone yup I'm bullshiting don't listen to a word I say. If u guys were real and actually cared u would understand. But no u don't believe me . Whatever I'm not here to make u believ I'm here to help out people who are new and don't know that things could be in them. U guys are annoying and pathetic to joke about someone's life. I it were u in this situation u would want help not people bullshiting and not caring.
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Yeah.
Your fat
 
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