Jesus Christ wouldn't vote for Obama

Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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I mean this with all due respect, as another human being who only wants the best for other human beings. You are not smart. I imagine it's not your fault. But if you believe anything in that video, you are dumb. You can get educated! There's lot of great student aid for those that can't afford to pay for school, there's student loans if you're a working person. Or if you're rich just pay for it. But get an education, from professionals. Because you trying to figure out stuff for yourself is not going well. You are not qualified.
 
iHearAll

iHearAll

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Jesus "likely" wouldn't have anything to do with a time period after his death. he was a human being who could perform miracles. But when humans die they tend to turn into soil.
 
Rasta Roy

Rasta Roy

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iHearAll said:
no way am i reading all that. im not even studying my calculus right now.. but i read the title lol all i can imagine is the garden of eden where adam and eve get really baked, adam nails eve, she gives birth and then adam bangs their daughter.
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No man it's some real shit.

The original baptism ceremony used cannabis oil, that's why they dunk you in water...to wash it off.

Jesus never referred to himself as the son of God until after his first cannabis experience.

"Speaking with God" was basically old school lingo for being stoned.

Marijuana was something only the elite religious leaders used, Jesus brought it to the masses.

Basic summary.
 
iHearAll

iHearAll

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Rasta Roy said:
No man it's some real shit.

The original baptism ceremony used cannabis oil, that's why they dunk you in water...to wash it off.

Jesus never referred to himself as the son of God until after his first cannabis experience.

"Speaking with God" was basically old school lingo for being stoned.

Marijuana was something only the elite religious leaders used, Jesus brought it to the masses.

Basic summary.
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ok that i'd believe
 
iHearAll

iHearAll

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well he got sentenced to death by a monarchy sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo maybe not terribly intelligent on his end
 
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