Just Cats
StonedFarmer
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Im ateady holding down these cold streets.
Feeding cats, robbing moms, sucking dick and you know I love cats
Back to reality. I hate clubbs districyict
Dont you woo girl me bitch
I am the woooooiest of woo girls
Feeding cats, robbing moms, sucking dick and you know I love cats
Back to reality. I hate clubbs districyict
Dont you woo girl me bitch
I am the woooooiest of woo girls
pabloesqobar
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Cool kitty.Meet fudgeView attachment 4115455
Beachwalker
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Awesome kitten..!Meet fudge
Great thread, funny as hell! I have a cat named Kitty!
(I don't have much imagination
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charface
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My dogs name is kittyAwesome kitten..!
Great thread, funny as hell! I have a cat named Kitty!
(I don't have much imagination
MichiganMedGrower
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We rescued this little girl hanging around our yard. She was starving and quite persistent getting my attention.
Her name is now Monster.
Her name is now Monster.
charface
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W
Why does it have a help me tag on its arse?
Beachwalker
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MichiganMedGrower
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I was stoned and thought it was funny.
Those moments when you don't have your phone or a camera in your hands.
Long story short, we have a big corner sofa, I can lie flat out on either side, she has her own "bed" for lounging on that's right for her, so one day I put down a soft kid's blanket for oldest cat in the hope she would stop lying on me for a while. And it worked, she was happy because she was close to me and I got some rest. Younger male, however, decides that this is not fair, annoys older cat, so a second, similar, blanket was equally folded so they both had one. Situation resolved, oldest cat lies near me, he lies near her, they're like that.
So one day someone brings up a hairball on "his" blanket, so into the wash it goes and is replaced by a sort of "light lilac, heading towards pink" one. Female cat immediately declares "pink" is hers, male claims "blue". Cliche at it's best.
Neither will tolerate "intrusion" onto each other's blanket/territory, so end up being very close together, defending every inch of "their space", they make Sheldon Cooper look positively guest-friendly regarding "my space".
I just walked into the room and saw he had ruffled up "his" blanket on top of her, and was therefore resting his head on her belly/chest, using her as a pillow. She, in the mean time, was stubbornly refusing to move and "lose territory".
I swear it's like dealing with kids who don't get older than three, just with fur coats and razor blades.
Long story short, we have a big corner sofa, I can lie flat out on either side, she has her own "bed" for lounging on that's right for her, so one day I put down a soft kid's blanket for oldest cat in the hope she would stop lying on me for a while. And it worked, she was happy because she was close to me and I got some rest. Younger male, however, decides that this is not fair, annoys older cat, so a second, similar, blanket was equally folded so they both had one. Situation resolved, oldest cat lies near me, he lies near her, they're like that.
So one day someone brings up a hairball on "his" blanket, so into the wash it goes and is replaced by a sort of "light lilac, heading towards pink" one. Female cat immediately declares "pink" is hers, male claims "blue". Cliche at it's best.
Neither will tolerate "intrusion" onto each other's blanket/territory, so end up being very close together, defending every inch of "their space", they make Sheldon Cooper look positively guest-friendly regarding "my space".
I just walked into the room and saw he had ruffled up "his" blanket on top of her, and was therefore resting his head on her belly/chest, using her as a pillow. She, in the mean time, was stubbornly refusing to move and "lose territory".
I swear it's like dealing with kids who don't get older than three, just with fur coats and razor blades.
