Kellyanne Conway sextape?

I googled this, nada. So, just to see how the alt-facts game works, I create this thread and shortly Google should have an entry. Maybe it will go viral and there will be lots of google hits by Monday. Admittedly I was fascinated by the possibility she has lower plate dentures.

(check out sex tape)

(have vomit bag/can nearby)

i've been spreading a few rumors on twitter.

1) melania trump was born a man, had a sex change. donald can't tell because his tiny, flaccid penis can't reach the bottom of her extremely shallow, surgically created vaginal canal.

i mean, where are the pictures of melania pregnant? there are none.

2) trump was born to eva braun in the bunker, was snuck out and transported to america where he received false papers in 1946.

i mean, has anyone ever seen the birth certificate, or a DNA test?

It's on google now, though it says 11 hrs ago. I did it around 8 minutes ago

I love this alt-facts gambit; Imma have a lot of fun

i googled "kellyane conway sex tape". and all of you should too.

for america.