Kids get busted smoking weed

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So a kid from my wrestling team was having a little party(for New Years) at his house. His dad was a cop and his older brothers friend was over. So 3 kids think it's a good idea to smoke pot. Soon later they get caught by the older brothers friend. The coach found out and they kids are gonna get in trouble :bigjoint:
 

Olive Drab Green

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So a kid from my wrestling team was having a little party(for New Years) at his house. His dad was a cop and his older brothers friend was over. So 3 kids think it's a good idea to smoke pot. Soon later they get caught by the older brothers friend. The coach found out and they kids are gonna get in trouble :bigjoint:
Coach is a fucking moron, and so is any LEO willing to charge their own child with possession/consumption of cannabis.

Stay in school, kid. Just take it with a grain of salt until you go to college or have some other kind of adult experience.
 

ANC

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It is still 18+ here for drinking but we all stole alcohol from our parents when we were kids. At worst you got a hiding.
Actually, my folks were cool, my mom bought my alcohol, and I could have a drink with her at night after work.
I stopped drinking in my 20s. Still don't like it.
 

Olive Drab Green

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Worst part of those wrestling suits is when there is a mixup with the colours.
They used to be 2 sided red inside and blue outside.
If for some reason you ended up on the mat with the wrong colour on, you had to strip and flip your costume right there with the whole match audience watching. The 80s was a different time.
I’d do it, but I hope the audience signed their waivers, because my balls are pretty big and can be difficult to accurately maneuver around. Someone might get hurt.

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tyler.durden

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I’d do it, but I hope the audience signed their waivers, because my balls are pretty big and can be difficult to accurately maneuver around. Someone might get hurt.

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Karah

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So a kid from my wrestling team was having a little party(for New Years) at his house. His dad was a cop and his older brothers friend was over. So 3 kids think it's a good idea to smoke pot. Soon later they get caught by the older brothers friend. The coach found out and they kids are gonna get in trouble :bigjoint:
Is this the same friend who’s dick you sucked for cheaper weed?
 
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