kittybitches needs help

my apartment is having its annual inspection and i will have to dismount all of my equipment including my fan and filter. i was wondering if theres any way to hide the smell by cooking something that would overpower the scent of fresh dope. i have 2 mothers, 2 clones, and 1 in the flower room which is huge. anyone have any strong but pleasant aromatic ideas? i know that cigarette smoke hides smell a lot, but i hate the smell so much that its not an option.

Curry, incense, gasoline.

Bacon, cook in oven.

Something with alot of garlic. Or cook fish the night before and leave the scraps in the garbage can.

thanks. today there was someone that came around to look at the fire alarms, and we covered the smell by baking cookies and popping popcorn. but the next time they come, i will have taken everything down, and the plants will be in cheap pantry like cabinets with CFLs in them. i dont want to leave any trace of smell whatsoever when they come to inspect the whole apartment. damn i feel like its the gestapo coming in to see if i have any Jews hidden away.

You've also been hiding Jews? If you do get caught with the pot, you could just blame it on them.