Leaves Pointing Straight Up Like It Has Erection!

Old guy rule #3 never waste an erection.

So if I just put some nitrogen on it mine will stand up like that? I can hardly wait to tell my wife!

Totally normal.

Owsley1975 said:

Totally normal.

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This ^^^

Look up turgidity. Too much turgidity can cause stress and rupture cellular walls in the leaves. In your case, it's just operating at peak levels.

70's natureboy said:

My plants with the most nitrogen have leaves that point almost straight up. I think it is a sign that you are on the verge of overfeeding.

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